Jurassic Can Opener

Chaplin: “Say, Blue, with those thumbs of yours, you’re able to operate a can opener, right?”
Mr. Nibbles: “I thought you told that friend of yours that you were going to put the tuna in a place of honor.”
Chaplin: “Our bellies are a place of honor.”

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Let’s Make A Deal

Chaplin: “Tell you what, we’ll take you to meet the creator of the SmurfCoin in exchange for these cans of tuna in your tackle box.”
Swordfish: “It’s not a tackle box, it’s a—”
Charlee: “Yeah yeah yeah, it’s a hacker’s toolkit, I know. Do we have a deal or what?”

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