Observed Around The Deserted Island

Lulu: “So what do you think, Mr. Batman?”
Batman: “I think I’m going to send Sugar Glider up this tree to fetch me down some mangoes. They look perfectly ripe.”
Sugar Glider: “You’re really going to keep calling me ‘Sugar Glider’?”
Batman: “Could be worse. I could be calling you ‘Martian Manhunter’.”

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Batman And …

Robin: “Holy sunken boat, Batman!”
Batman: “What have I told you about making stupid ‘holy’ puns, Robin?”
Robin: “Sorry, Batman.”
Batman: “That’s all right. Let’s get this lettle vessel towed up onto the beach for inspection.”

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Overheard Around the House

Chaplin: “What have you found out about the members of Garbage from watching their videos? Are they cats?”
Charlee: “Still not sure. They’re only happy when it rains, which is evidence against. But apparently they’re nocturnal thieves, which is evidence for.”
Chaplin: “So what’s your next move?”
Charlee: “I was thinking I would track them down in person and run some tests. Maybe I’ll try hissing at them or bouncing a toy on a string in front of them to see what they do.”

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