hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy eester evrybuddy!!! dadas mama and dada and auntie ar heer visitting so i wil not be arownd mutch for a fyoo weeks on akkownt of i hav to follow them arownd and mayk shoor tucker duznt trip them and steel there fud however sinse tooday is bunnee day i thawt it mite be fun to reepost my old skolarly treetis on how bunneez attak froot treez chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show frendliest ketch edishun!!! we do not reely hav enny awards and meems today but we hav lots of gests hoo ar wayting to kompeet for those munny bags frum the fbi chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may no a wile bak dada and his frend planted sum froot treez on the hill behind their howses the idea beeing that in a fyoo yeerz the treez wood produse froot and then we cud eet it now yoo may be thinking to yoreself that this is a reedikyulus consept becuz evrywun nos that froot comes from the soopermarkit howevr dada insists that it akchooally grows on trees just like munny and spaghetti dada is so silly sumtimes!!!!
wel ennyway it turns owt that the bunnies on the hillside hav ben eeting the leeves and tender shoots off the socalled froot treez and sumhow they hav manajd to eet leeves that are much too hi off the grownd for them to reech yoozing normal meenz like stretching and yet it is well nown that bunneez cannot climb treez so theirfore with my keen observayshuns and uncanny deduktiv abiliteez i hav compiled this skolarly treetis on how they mite be eeting dadas froot trees and by ekstenshun yore own froot treez shud yoo be delooded enuf to hav them
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav red we all got skunkd agin eksept for tucker becuz he wuz too slow ha ha better luck nekst time tucker ennyway their ar too mane wayz for dogs to get owt of the howse heer their is the sliding door in the kitchen and the dog door in the bedroom wen it gets dark the door in the kitchen is yoozhually closed up tite but in the bedroom mama and dada like to let the air in and so they leev the skreen door open in the summer and wot we fownd owt is that if yoo run at a skreen door reely fast like for instanse if their is a skunk owtside yoo will bust thru the skreen and keep going howevr mama and dada calld this an unawthorizd dog door and they did this to stop us: