Producer Smurf: “So you’re back? Did the Humane Society smurf you your poetic license?”
Dennis: “No, it turns out they don’t have poetic licenses there. They suggested the library.”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben so bizzy with frendliest ketch that i hav not yet properly thankd my gud frend dory for sending me sum loot last munth!!! see dory wanted a noo naym for her pack wot consists of her and bilbo and jacob and silly dada sugjested “commander dory and her lost backyard airmen” but surprize dorys dada pikd it as wun of the three finalists!!! and heer i thawt dada wuz crazy!!! this naym didnt win in the weel of fortchoon drawing but commander dory stil sent me sum grate loot chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd sad nooz thru the graypvine that khyras sister kyrye went away if yoo wood like to go and wish her gud running at the rainbow bridj!!!
wel ennyway i am riting this frum the prizzin internet cafe and i must say it is kwite a hardship the uplode speeds ar horribul and the lines are hyoodj and peepul ar verry impayshent for there tern and their ar arbitrerry reestrikshuns on kontent but wot ar yoo going to do it is a ruff life wen yoo ar in stir!!! and i shud no i hav ben heer offen enuf thru no fawlt of my own i mite add!!!