Spicoli: “I heard you little Hipster dudes wanted to talk to me?”
Chaplin: “Yes, we were wondering if you could help us get to Oregon.” Continue reading “The Flutterby Effect”
Dennis: “… well I don’t think I’ve actually been to Mars, but I’ve been lots of other places, like Planet Costco and the Star League space bowling alley …”
Mouse: “I cannot believe NASA hasn’t hung up on you yet.”
Adam Ant: “Excuse me, but how much longer will I be expected to stand here listening to that dog talk on the phone?”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Stop smurfing around on the phone with NASA! We have a show to smurf and we’re behind schedule!”
Dennis: “… oh and one time I got turned into a chicken by a space chicken. Then we went to their home planet and …”
Continue reading “Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round Two”
Charlee: “The cat is my favorite character.”
Chaplin: “Mine too!”
Continue reading “Observed Around The House”
Producer Smurf: “So you’re back? Did the Humane Society smurf you your poetic license?”
Dennis: “No, it turns out they don’t have poetic licenses there. They suggested the library.”
Continue reading “Overheard Around The House”
Picture probably taken in the 1990s
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben so bizzy with frendliest ketch that i hav not yet properly thankd my gud frend dory for sending me sum loot last munth!!! see dory wanted a noo naym for her pack wot consists of her and bilbo and jacob and silly dada sugjested “commander dory and her lost backyard airmen” but surprize dorys dada pikd it as wun of the three finalists!!! and heer i thawt dada wuz crazy!!! this naym didnt win in the weel of fortchoon drawing but commander dory stil sent me sum grate loot chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd sad nooz thru the graypvine that khyras sister kyrye went away if yoo wood like to go and wish her gud running at the rainbow bridj!!!
wel ennyway i am riting this frum the prizzin internet cafe and i must say it is kwite a hardship the uplode speeds ar horribul and the lines are hyoodj and peepul ar verry impayshent for there tern and their ar arbitrerry reestrikshuns on kontent but wot ar yoo going to do it is a ruff life wen yoo ar in stir!!! and i shud no i hav ben heer offen enuf thru no fawlt of my own i mite add!!!
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