Extreme Measures

Lulu: “Listen, guys, I’m giving you one last chance to surrender my boxes peacefully.”
Chaplin: “Sorry, we’ve turned them into our fort.”
Charlee: “We’re prepared to defend them to the very last.”

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Classic Dennis: The Battle of Thanksgiving

Today, in keeping with our holiday tradition, we present a repeat showing of a classic adventure starring Dennis, Tucker, Trixie, and Trouble. This series originally appeared back in 2009. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Lulu’s Life Tips: Caveat Emptor

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This one is simple: Caveat Emptor. This is Ancient Roman for Buyer Beware.

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Well They Laughed At The Man When He Discovered Penicillin

Lulu: “I’m thinking of starting a new business. Do you cats want in on the ground floor?”
Charlee: “A new business? Is this some kind of get-rich-quick scheme like Dennis used to do?”

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Lulu’s Life Tips: Humans Ask A Lot Of Stupid Questions

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! Now, you may have heard that humans have got really big brains and are really smart, but I am here to tell you—and show you—that this is pretty much just propaganda spread by, you guessed it, humans. Just watch how long it takes my poor addlepated Dada to figure out (a) what I’m asking him to do and (b) what it is that I’ve got in my mouth:

As you can see, not only does Dada have to ask me repeatedly if I have a piggy, but at various points he becomes completely incoherent. Is it the time change? Is it not enough coffee? Is it too much Irish Cream? Or is it just that humans are not as big-brained as they would like us animals to think? I don’t know yet, but I am planning to find out. But first, if you’ll excuse me, I have a stuffie to play with.

Charlee: “What have you got there?”
Chaplin: “Is it a piggy?”
Lulu: “YES I HAVE GOT A PIGGY!”

Until next time, friendlies, this is Lulu, rolling over and out!

The Great Tuna Hunt: Part 4

Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty cats, leaving litter in the street!”
Charlee: “It’s not litter, it’s our latest plan to make the giant can of tuna fall down.”
Chaplin: “When it stomps on the sign, it’ll step on the skateboard, the skateboard will roll away, the can of tuna will fall down, Blue will pop it open, and we’ll all eat like kings!”
Spicoli: “Won’t it just squash the skateboard flat, dudes?”
Charlee: “Maybe. But that’s why we piled Legos and a banana peel on the skateboard.”
Chaplin: “Okay, Blue, hit it!”

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