Secret Agent Cats

Chaplin: “What’s going on? Did Mama and Dada adopt more cats without consulting me?”
Java Bean: “No, this is Agent McFold and his sidekick, Agent Inky.”
Agent Inky: “I’m not a sidekick! I’m a trainee!”

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This Is An Intervention

Chaplin: “Bean, we need to talk to you about your habit of sleeping on the window sill.”
Java Bean: “What about it? You cats do it all the time.”
Charlee: “Yeah, but we’re cats. We’re supposed to sleep on window sills. Dogs sleep on the sofa.”
Lulu: “Or on the floor!”
Chaplin: “Yes, or on the floor, like the barbarians you are.”

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There’s No Crunch Like Home

Charlee: “Why were you so surprised to see us at the Santopticon when you came with us on the Magic Flying Coaster?”
Producer Smurf: “I couldn’t really hear or see from in the Bumble. I was watching the feed from my robot and had no idea we had actually smurfed to the North Pole.”
Charlee: “Then how did you manage to catch all those fish that you had inside the Bumble’s stockings, if you couldn’t see?”
Producer Smurf: “Those were already there when I smurfed it open-box from Costco. It’s probably why the original buyer resmurfed it.”

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Christmas Break

Charlee: “The most bizarre aspect of this is Spicoli being right all along about Bumble being Producer Smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Well I hope you’re happy! You’ve ruined everything! This was going to be the most smurfy prison break/Christmas movie mashup ever and instead all I have is a deflated Bumble balloon that I can’t even smurf back to Costco!”
Mouse: “Let me guess. You thought of the name ‘Christmas Break’ for your movie and worked backwards from there to come up with a plot.”

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That’s A Suspiciously Specific Denial You’ve Got There

Lulu: “So this whole time you’ve just been Producer Smurf in disguise trying to trick us into filming some kind of crime show?”
Java Bean: “You got us arrested by Santa for no good reason! Although I have to say that Santa runs una prisión muy elegante.”
Art Deco: “I can categorically state that I am not Producer Smurf in disguise.”

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(N)ice Fishing

Charlee: “All right, so you catch more fish in your stockings while the mouse and I go find the dogs. Got it?”
Mouse: “This seems like an awfully inconvenient way to get fish. You know your Dada can just buy it at the grocery store, right?”
Charlee: “Can buy it, yes. Will buy it, no.”

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Bounce Voyage

Mouse: “I wasn’t really expecting your big, uh, friend to come along.”
Charlee: “He needs to refill his stockings with fresh North Pole fish.”
Mouse: “Oh, is that what he said?”
Charlee: “No, that’s what I said.”

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