Lulu’s Life Tips With Bonus Lyrics: “Boom Snack”

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, reporting from the bunker, also known as underneath Dada’s desk.

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Observed Around the Secret Ninja Hedgehog Lair

Norman #1: “I’m starting to think there’s just a tape recorder in there, Norman.”
Norman #2: “Maybe we should just dump it over.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “No, that’s too risky, Norman. You may have beaten the fluffy dog in paw-to-paw combat, but she might have booby-trapped the wheelbarrow.”

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Battery Ratcraft


Brutus: “Behold, the underground hall of batteries!”
Lulu: “It’s very nice. I like the cool floor. If I roll over on it, will I get a belly rub?”
Brutus: “Probably not, no.”

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dispatch frum the ninja hedjhog lair!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may be awayr the nice man wot i sold the blog to has re … reneg … wel ennyway he dublekrosd us and fired us all and so the other dogs and me hav moovd in with the ninja hedjhogs!!! now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking wel wot cud be better then to hav dennis as a howsgest rite??? however the ninja hedjhogs do not seem to see it that way chek it owt!!!

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Creature From The Black Lagoonies

Having accidentally messed up the keyboard line from “The Final Countdown”, the Goonies and I have found ourselves unceremoniously dumped onto a waterslide and plunged into a subterranean pool deep beneath the Goondocks. Given that the map promised us certain death if we failed to play the keyboard correctly, this is not such a bad fate … or is it?

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its the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor!!! brawt to yoo by jingle!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to this weeks sunday awards and meem show in witch owr whirld toor kontinyooz!!! wot duz tucker hav plannd for us nekst on owr eyetineraree??? hoo can say!!! but i am shoor it wil be fun!!!

ummmmm that luks like a playse ware ninja hedjhogs ar likely to hayng out or eeven grues!!! i do not want to be eeten by a grue!!! so before we go inside lets git started with the awards and meems!!!

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reskyew party!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay those hillbillies hav tayken all owr oyl away in there fleet of gleeming tanker trucks so the big hole is empty and now trixie and me ar going down in it to find tucker wish us luk!!!

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