Caturday Matinee: Kitty Christmas Staycation

Charlee: “Hello, everybody! Charlee and Chaplin here!”
Chaplin: “Some of you may have noticed we weren’t around much the last week or so. That’s because Mama and Dada went to visit relatives for Christmas and failed to take us with them.”
Charlee: “Which is okay, because we don’t like to travel.”
Chaplin: “How do you know? Have you tried it?”
Charlee: “No, I haven’t tried it, but I know I don’t like it.”
Chaplin: “Anyway, we thought we might have free rein over the house while they were gone, but they arranged with a human friend to come in and feed us and play with us twice a day, so we didn’t get to throw any big parties.”
Charlee: “Which is okay, because we don’t like big parties. And no, Chaplin, I haven’t been to any big parties, but I know I don’t like them.”
Chaplin: “Okay, sure.”
Charlee: “To look in on us and give us treats while they were gone, Mama and Dada set up a Petzi in the bedroom and a motion-detecting camera in the hallway.”
Chaplin: “So they were spying on us.”
Charlee: “They sure were. When the motion-detecting camera noticed us going by or making noise, it sent them alerts on their magic communication devices, and recorded thirty seconds of video.”
Chaplin: “Since we’re in the videos, we decided to claim ownership and put a few of the best ones together into a clip of what we did for our Christmas vacation from the humans.”
Charlee: “Roll that clip show, Chaplin!”

 

vizslas vs. the oshun: the reetern!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so as promissd heer is the tale of how me and tucker and trixie reeternd to the mithical iland kingdum of coronado for another battel with the pasifik oshun as yoo may rekall wen we did battel with the pasific oshun neerly almost eksaktly wun yeer ago we wer rowndly defeeted but this time it wuz diffrent!!!! sort of!!!

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i wawk i tawk i krawl on my belly like a reptile!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel tucker and trixie and i had anuther stuffie battel today and i deesided to tayk a diffrent approatch this time and try to overwelm them with kyootness check it owt:

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