hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show frendliest ketch edishun!!! we do not reely hav enny awards and meems today but we hav lots of gests hoo ar wayting to kompeet for those munny bags frum the fbi chek it owt!!!
Having been recruited by the mysterious Rylan Star League, I had expected to receive a starfighter and training in how to fly it, so that I can destroy my nemesis Darth Tater; but it turns out that the Rylan Star League, far from being an elite corps of pilots, is in fact a bowling organization. They have starfighters, to be sure, but in order to earn one, I have to defeat their top ace, Jesus Quintana, known as “The Jesus”, in single combat. The weapon of choice: A bowling ball. Fortunately, when it comes to games involving balls, no one can beat The Dennis.