Swordfish

Charlee: “Who are you, exactly? And how did you know I was looking for a hacker? Did the mouse call you?”
Swordfish: “You can call me ‘Swordfish‘. And no, the mouse didn’t call me. I have my own ways of getting information, on account of I’m a top-notch hacker.”

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Put This Thumb To The Test

Mouse: “All right, the first test of your thumb functionality will be opening this can of dog food.”
Lulu: “Come on, Blue! You can do it!”
Producer Smurf: “I smurf thumbs too, you know, and no one is smurfing all over me about it.”
Spicoli: “No you don’t, dude. You have four fingers that all look the same. Besides, you never let go of your megaphone or your little book.”

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all i got for krismas wuz my too best frends!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo probly herd by now this krismas i kind of got a lump of kole in the form of bad helth nooz eeven tho i did eventchooally end up bak on the nice list i think on akkownt of santa felt sorry for me however on the saym day as my owie i did also git an unekspekted prezzent frum my frends at chewy chek it owt!!!

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