Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

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Charlee: “So what happens when we get to the top?”
Mr. Nibbles: “We stand on some boards and slide back to the bottom.”
Chaplin: “But highest cat wins. So once we get to the top, why wouldn’t we stay there?”
Mouse: “Gravity.”
Vermin: “HISS! You’re all going the wrong way!”
Spicoli: “You saw Santa back there too, right, dude?”
Lulu: “Of course.”
Spicoli: “Okay, just checking.”
Producer Smurf: “Have you smurfed any dogs or cats or field mice or guinea pigs or opossums around here today?”

As has become a holiday tradition around here, this Christmas I am re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list. As usual, nothing went as planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

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This Christmas I’m re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list. Needless to say, nothing went as Dennis planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

Caturday Matinee: Kitty Christmas Staycation

Charlee: “Hello, everybody! Charlee and Chaplin here!”
Chaplin: “Some of you may have noticed we weren’t around much the last week or so. That’s because Mama and Dada went to visit relatives for Christmas and failed to take us with them.”
Charlee: “Which is okay, because we don’t like to travel.”
Chaplin: “How do you know? Have you tried it?”
Charlee: “No, I haven’t tried it, but I know I don’t like it.”
Chaplin: “Anyway, we thought we might have free rein over the house while they were gone, but they arranged with a human friend to come in and feed us and play with us twice a day, so we didn’t get to throw any big parties.”
Charlee: “Which is okay, because we don’t like big parties. And no, Chaplin, I haven’t been to any big parties, but I know I don’t like them.”
Chaplin: “Okay, sure.”
Charlee: “To look in on us and give us treats while they were gone, Mama and Dada set up a Petzi in the bedroom and a motion-detecting camera in the hallway.”
Chaplin: “So they were spying on us.”
Charlee: “They sure were. When the motion-detecting camera noticed us going by or making noise, it sent them alerts on their magic communication devices, and recorded thirty seconds of video.”
Chaplin: “Since we’re in the videos, we decided to claim ownership and put a few of the best ones together into a clip of what we did for our Christmas vacation from the humans.”
Charlee: “Roll that clip show, Chaplin!”

 

Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year (in advance) from the Hipster Kitties and their imaginary friends, and from, Angel Dennis, Angel Tucker, Angel Trixie, Angel Trouble, and Angel Pooh Bear!

Chaplin: “That’s a lot of angels, Charlee.”
Charlee: “You can never have too many angels watching over you, Chaplin.”
Both: “Merry Christmas!”

The Naughty List

It is of course common knowledge that Dennis the Vizsla is permanently on the “Naughty” list. But what some of Dennis’s newer nice readers may not be aware of is exactly how he got on the “Naughty” list in the first place, way back in the mythical year 2009. Well, it’s a long story. And as so many long stories do where someone ends up on the “Naughty” list, this one starts with spiked eggnog …

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Throwback Thursday II: RIP Alan Rickman

Rest in peace, Professor Snape. Remember that one time Dennis the Vizsla subbed for your Potions class?

PS: Hey, cancer, that’s enough for one month.

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a skolarly treetis on how we went to the harbor and aksidently saw a holiday eevent!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday we went to the harbor like we do a lot becuz i hav traind mama and dada that they shud tayk me to the harbor and giv me treets for not beeing afrayd of dogs and peepul and dogs and dogs only this time sumthing verry strayndj happend!!! on akkownt of dada not having enny kloo wot is going on heer in the mithikal sitty of oshunside we aksidently went on the verry nite of the oshunside harbor parayd of lites!!!

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mary krismas!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may remember sandy klawz and i hav had owr diffrenses in the past but i sent him a smooth tawking letter and we hav berreed the hatchit he even sent me a prezzent chek it owt!!!

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