Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

As has become a holiday tradition around here, this Christmas I am re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list, while Trixie tried to keep everything from going off the rails. As usual, nothing went as planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

On The First Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Some Elves Who Decided To Flee

Vermin: “HISSS! Well aside from a few elves getting eaten, that meeting went pretty well! Everyone likes the design of the … Hey, where is all the equipment? And the rest of the elves?”
Christmas Mealworm: “Those two elves you put in charge fired all the other elves when they tried to unionize, then they loaded all the equipment into a big truck and drove off with it.”

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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Mealworms

Vermin: “HISSS! So what will make the Christmas mealworms unique and let us charge a premium is that they’ll have a little Santa hat, beard, and boots.”
Spicoli: “Uhh, yeah, dude, that’s not horrifying at all.”

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The Next Big Thing

Lulu: “All right, so the sugar-free chewing gum for dogs was a bust, due to supply chain contamination.”
Charlee: “You had Spicoli pee on the boxes while we were using them!”
Lulu: “Right, like I said. Supply chain contamination.”

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Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

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Charlee: “So what happens when we get to the top?”
Mr. Nibbles: “We stand on some boards and slide back to the bottom.”
Chaplin: “But highest cat wins. So once we get to the top, why wouldn’t we stay there?”
Mouse: “Gravity.”
Vermin: “HISS! You’re all going the wrong way!”
Spicoli: “You saw Santa back there too, right, dude?”
Lulu: “Of course.”
Spicoli: “Okay, just checking.”
Producer Smurf: “Have you smurfed any dogs or cats or field mice or guinea pigs or opossums around here today?”

As has become a holiday tradition around here, this Christmas I am re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list. As usual, nothing went as planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

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This Christmas I’m re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list. Needless to say, nothing went as Dennis planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

Caturday Matinee: Kitty Christmas Staycation

Charlee: “Hello, everybody! Charlee and Chaplin here!”
Chaplin: “Some of you may have noticed we weren’t around much the last week or so. That’s because Mama and Dada went to visit relatives for Christmas and failed to take us with them.”
Charlee: “Which is okay, because we don’t like to travel.”
Chaplin: “How do you know? Have you tried it?”
Charlee: “No, I haven’t tried it, but I know I don’t like it.”
Chaplin: “Anyway, we thought we might have free rein over the house while they were gone, but they arranged with a human friend to come in and feed us and play with us twice a day, so we didn’t get to throw any big parties.”
Charlee: “Which is okay, because we don’t like big parties. And no, Chaplin, I haven’t been to any big parties, but I know I don’t like them.”
Chaplin: “Okay, sure.”
Charlee: “To look in on us and give us treats while they were gone, Mama and Dada set up a Petzi in the bedroom and a motion-detecting camera in the hallway.”
Chaplin: “So they were spying on us.”
Charlee: “They sure were. When the motion-detecting camera noticed us going by or making noise, it sent them alerts on their magic communication devices, and recorded thirty seconds of video.”
Chaplin: “Since we’re in the videos, we decided to claim ownership and put a few of the best ones together into a clip of what we did for our Christmas vacation from the humans.”
Charlee: “Roll that clip show, Chaplin!”

 

Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year (in advance) from the Hipster Kitties and their imaginary friends, and from, Angel Dennis, Angel Tucker, Angel Trixie, Angel Trouble, and Angel Pooh Bear!

Chaplin: “That’s a lot of angels, Charlee.”
Charlee: “You can never have too many angels watching over you, Chaplin.”
Both: “Merry Christmas!”