its a sunday awards and meem show reepeet of its the sunday awards and meem show maniacal killer edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wile my dada is away heer is a reepeet of a sunday awards and meem show feetchering a selebritty gest hooz naym i did not git but hoo i think is john wayne!!! or maybe wayne gretzky i git konfyoozd!!! ok bye

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its the sunday awards and meem show maniacal killer edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show friday the thirteenth weekend maniacal killer edishun!!! feetchering a speshul selebritty gest of sum sort!!!

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Chariots of Flyball

After showing the ancient Romans the error of their barbaric gladiatorial combat and introducing them to the wonderful dog sports of agility, fetch, and flyball, I departed from Rome in the Doghouse of Justice, heading back to my own time in the present.  However, my ship has once again fallen short of the mark, this time depositing me in England as the 1924 Olympics are coming up.  And here, I discover that I have changed history in a most disturbing way …

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Walkies The Line

My attempt to restore some dignity to the Romans has failed, as the emperor himself emerged to take away my stuffie and put a stop to my efforts to get a nice game of fetch going.  It looks as if I will not get the chance to chase the Chuckit ball, or even go for a nice walk. Or will I?

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Vizslacus

Due to a malfunction in the Doghouse of Justice, I have found myself in ancient Rome, unwitting thrust into the role of gladiator. Now I must entertain the crowd and stay alive long enough to escape and return to the present time, while, in the meantime, I instigate a slave revolt.  In other words, it’s just another typical day in the office.

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me vs the tennis bal of deth

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav herd i met up with my noo frends joey and kealani at the fabeld top seekret dog park now joey and kealani alreddy noo abowt it so i didnt hav to eet them to protekt the seekret like i did with flat tony even tho dada spoyld my efort then by reassembling him dada wil be sorry wen flat tony blabs to the press abowt ware the top seekret dog park can be fownd!!!! wel ennyway we had a gud time playing with joey and kealani and the other dogs at the park

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WATCH THE HYPNOTIC DISC

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. LET’S SEE IF THIS SO-CALLED HYPNOTIC DISC I STOLE FROM THE BIG CLUMSY DOG THAT STEPS ON ME REALLY WORKS.

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noo flying toy!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk wot i got as a homecoming present its a noo flying toy!!!!! the nice lady at petco gave mama and dada a diskownt wen she fownd owt i had just ben releesd from the big howse its always gud wen sumwun wil giv an ex-con a brake!

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