Ad Nauseum Targeting

Clippy: “Perhaps you would like to try a targeted advertising campaign instead? I can help you with that!”
Lulu: “Um, all right.”
Charlee: “Wait, Lulu, maybe we should talk about this first …”
Chaplin: “Yeah, when you chose non-targeted, we all got bombed by a firefighting air tanker.”
Lulu: “I’m sure that won’t happen this time. It’ll be targeted at our subscribers, right?”
Clippy: “Precisely!”

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Disco Lu Doesn’t Advertise

Lulu: “What are you supposed to be? Some kind of genie?”
Clippy: “It looks like you’re trying to figure out what I am! Can I help you with that?”
Lulu: “Uh … Never mind. You said you could help with advertising?”

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Monetization Station

Spicoli: “Now that you have all these new subscribers to your feed, dudes, what are you going to do with them?”
Lulu: “Do with them? What do you mean?”

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