Tag: coasters

Have Some Big Cash

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Dennis: “Okay, here we are in Washington, DC! Now what do we do?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Now we get your money, silly dog! Just give me your photo ID and I will go inside and get to work.”
Dennis: “I haven’t got a photo ID. I’m a dog.”
Vermin: “HISSS! What are you talking about? Don’t you dogs have to be licensed?”
Dennis: “Oh of course! But it doesn’t have my picture on it. It’s just a piece of metal that I wear on my collar.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I see. In that case, I will resort to Plan B.

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its the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the first leg of the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor!!! this is in the grate tradishun of other shows wot hav gawn on whirld toors sutch as the faymus dokyoomentry teevee seereezezez the fakts of life goes to paris hilton or the brady bunch goes to hawaii!!! we hav had tucker mayk all the travel arrayndjments on akkownt of he nos ware mama and dada keep the credit cards and so of korse we wil not do ennything stoopid like the brady bunch did wen they fel afowl of the horribul power of the tiki!!! ok evrybuddy on the majik flying koaster!!!

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dispatches frum the north pole!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we unloded that cranky skroodj fello on a konveenyent ice floe on akkownt of all his konstant bah humbugging wuz giving us all a hedayk and sinse then we hav mayd gud time and we hav now arrived at wot we ar pritty shoor is sandy klawses villadj at the north pole chek it owt!!!

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Dogfight

Our training operation with Maverick and his sidekick Mark Greene is underway. This is supposed to be a friendly competition, but Maverick’s crazed obsession with my supposed theft of his Ray-Bans has turned it into a grudge match instead. This time, it’s personal.

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hi ho hi ho its off to see we go

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoozing my ekspekted thirty persent advanse munny frum the african bankers and joowel deelers and wotnot i hav fownd myself a top notch see captin to take me and trixie owt in serch of tucker and the crashd rocket powerd majik flying coaster his naym is quint and he seems like he reely enjoys his wurk:

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todays sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by dennises majik flying coasters!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav lernd that menny shows and events hav korporit sponsers wot help mayk them profitabul and so i hav deesided to invite the most bestest company i no to be my korporit sponser thats rite it is the faymus dennises majik flying coaster company wot is bringing yoo this fine entertaynment!!!

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