Dennis: “Okay, here we are in Washington, DC! Now what do we do?” Vermin: “HISSS! Now we get your money, silly dog! Just give me your photo ID and I will go inside and get to work.” Dennis: “I haven’t got a photo ID.… Continue Reading “Have Some Big Cash”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the first leg of the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor!!! this is in the grate tradishun of other shows wot hav gawn on whirld toors sutch as the faymus dokyoomentry teevee… Continue Reading “its the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor!!!”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we unloded that cranky skroodj fello on a konveenyent ice floe on akkownt of all his konstant bah humbugging wuz giving us all a hedayk and sinse then we hav mayd gud time and… Continue Reading “dispatches frum the north pole!!!”
Our training operation with Maverick and his sidekick Mark Greene is underway. This is supposed to be a friendly competition, but Maverick’s crazed obsession with my supposed theft of his Ray-Bans has turned it into a grudge match instead. This time, it’s personal.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoozing my ekspekted thirty persent advanse munny frum the african bankers and joowel deelers and wotnot i hav fownd myself a top notch see captin to take me and trixie owt in serch of… Continue Reading “hi ho hi ho its off to see we go”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav lernd that menny shows and events hav korporit sponsers wot help mayk them profitabul and so i hav deesided to invite the most bestest company i no to be my korporit sponser thats… Continue Reading “todays sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by dennises majik flying coasters!!!”