What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Featuring Java Bean’s Results!

Norman #1: “Are you a ninja?”
Norman #2: “Look, I have a katana too!”
Norman #1: “Have you ever considered living underground?”
The Bride: “You weird little guinea pigs are messing up my cake frosting with your spines.”
Spicoli: “Dude, she thinks the ninja hedgehogs are guinea pigs.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I’m not going to correct her, friend Spicoli. Are you?”
Spicoli: “Ha ha ha ha ha! No.”
Producer Smurf: “All right, all right, let’s try to smurf through the chaos and get to Java Bean’s breed results!”
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You Too Could Be A Watchdog (Maybe)

Lulu: “Hey, Bean, do you think you can teach me how to be a watchdog, too?”
Bean: “I don’t know. I think being a watchdog might be kind of an intrinsic thing. Sort of like being able to work the squeaker in a stuffie.”

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The Tour, Day 4: The Patio & Beyond

Lulu: “Now this is the patio, which is the gateway to the backyard, where … Hmm, I don’t remember that rustic bean bag chair being here before.”
Java Bean: “Oh I brought those with me from Mexico.”

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Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been A Member Of The Possumist Party?

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wunderful presents!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got a packadj frum my gud frends rio rocket and delilah the other vizslas!!! wot cud it be?!?!?

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no disassembul number five!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may no mama has another favrit pet besides me and tucker it is calld an ibuk and i no it is her favrit pet becuz it is in her lap all the time ennyway i dont no wot it did rong but it must hav dun sumthing becuz last nite dada tuk it away from mama and killd it!!!!

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