Batman: “So tell me, have you ever considered adding cat ears to your uniform?”
Uhura: “Captain, we’ve locked onto the target destination for Josie and the Pussycats. Also, requesting permission to smack Batman upside the head.”
Captain Kirk: “Permission granted. Scotty, beam our guests down after Uhura smacks Batman.”
Yard Turtle: “What’s with the big red banner?”
Lulu: “Well for some reason no one was in favor of getting money from Facebook, and the local health department put the kibosh on my plan to put opn a benefit concert to raise money for balloons. They got an anonymous tip and shut us down.”
Mouse: “I was the one who called the health department. You’re welcome.”
Chaplin: “So did I. That thing is worse than the vacuum cleaner.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I called them too!”
Charlee: “Me too.”
Spicoli: “I tried to call them but I accidentally ordered a bunch of pizzas instead.”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay sorry abowt last week dada is so layzee sumtimes!!! fortchoonatly i hav ben aybel to gilt him into helping me this week and its a gud thing becuz it is the klash of the titans ludo versus kirk chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is going to be a big day heer at owr howse we hav got singing and dansing and a ressling meat i tel yoo this time my git ritch kwik skeem is definitly going to wurk!!!
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