Observed Around the Board Room

Mouse: “First, I’d like to thank everyone for coming to this in-service …”
Producer Smurf: “Why are you thanking us? The memo you smurfed out smurfed attendance was mandatory.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why do I have to be at this stupid meeting? I was barely involved in all this nonsense!”

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Launchpad McBat

Lulu: “The launch pad is on a truck! No wonder it keeps showing up in different places!”
Chaplin: “That’s no truck. That’s the world’s biggest ‘no’ bottle.”
Charlee: “Yeah, why don’t you two go investigate and report back to us with what you find?”
Chaplin: “If you need us, we’ll be back at the Krispy Kreme napping near the thing that keeps the doughnuts warm.”
Batman: “The cats have finally had enough, Dog Wonder! It’s down to you and me now!”
Lulu: “‘Finally’? I expected them to get bored and leave four or five panels ago.”

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Throwback (Dennis, Tucker, & Trixie) Thursday: Vizslas Vs. The Ocean

Post originally appeared July 20, 2008
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dizneeland ekspozd!!! aka the most crowdedest playse on erth!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am afrayd yoo may hav ben misled by toozdays post wot sed i wuz going to dizneeland becuz as it terns owt mama and dada and there mama and dada and auntie and frends went to dizneeland and left me home alone!!! it terns owt dizneeland duznt allow dogs other then pluto and goofy and posibly peg leg peet i am not shoor wot he is and meenwile dizneeland is overrun with rodents sutch owtrayjus diskriminayshun!!! why i wood kleen that playse rite up!!! and i wil bet that is why i am not allowd to go their becuz i hav rayded dadas kamra and diskuverd verry disterbing informayshun abowt the so calld happiest or shud i say most crowdedest playse on erth!!!

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The Da Vizsla Code

Having successfully set Spiny Norman on his way to a new career as a Top Gun pilot, I have returned to my regular life as a distinguished professor of archeology at the university.  I had planned to resume my work of encouraging young minds to think and ask questions, but little did I know that I would soon be embroiled in a vast and dark conspiracy the likes of which the world had never seen before …

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inkontrovertabul pruf!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so wile dada wuz owt galivanting arownd sandy eggo with his hyooman frends frum the mithical land of noo york yorez trooly dennis the vizsla dog wuz hard at wurk gathering evidense in the bak yard to proov that despite wot sum hav sed and despite my own coersd confeshuns it wuz in fakt the gofer wot destroyd the furnitcher in the howse and not me and now i hav pruf!!!! check it owt:

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ninja hedjhogs looze agin

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i ekspekted the mareenz hav triumfd over the ninja hedjhogs attempt to burn down camp pendeltun the fire is now seventy persent contaynd wich meenz that their is no chanse at all that it wil reech the doghowse of justiss so thanks to evrywun hoo wuz wurreed abowt us!!!

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hayt mayl

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel the other day i wuz going thru mama and dadas mayl (oh come on yoo no yoo do it too) and i fownd this:

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