Caturday Picture Show: The Results Are In

Randy: “Yo! Hello there, dawgs! We’re back with the results of audience voting from last week’s Caturday Picture Show!”
Charlee: “Why does he keep calling us dogs when some of us are clearly cats?”
Vermin: “HISS! Why do you keep calling me ‘Vermin’ when my name is Jill and I’m clearly mostly beneficial?”
Simon: “We decided to present the winning entry via teleconference to avoid any more issues with giant mealworms and such.”
Paula: “I’m still having nightmares about that thing!”

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Caturday Picture Show: The Holiday Coloring Contest!

Lulu: “Hello friendlies! Lulu here! We are pre-empting the Caturday Matinee this week to present the Paper Bob Holiday 2020 Coloring Contest!”
Chaplin: “Who’s Paper Bob? Is he like Flat Stanley?”
Charlee: “I hope not. The last time Flat Stanley showed up, he stole a car and took Dennis on a car chase all around Southern California.
Lulu: “I don’t think Paper Bob is anything like Flat Stanley. See, Mama and Dada bought some flour and stuff mail order from Bob’s Red Mill and there was a coloring contest included in the package. I got hold of it and I thought it would be fun for us animals to do something with Paper Bob.”
Chaplin: “You mean like eat him?”
Lulu: “Uh, no. Well, maybe we can do that later. But first I thought we could have our own contest where we all make a little picture with Paper Bob, and then we let the judges review them.”
Charlee: “What judges?”
Lulu: “Oh I found some names in Dennis’s old Rolodex. Okay, I’ll start.”

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vote for pedro!!! i meen meadow!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay altho i am kurrently langwishing in prizzin for nonpayment of takses i wanted to tayk a moment to let evrywun no that my frend meadow the other reskyew vizsla is a finalist in a kontest to win ten thowsand dollarz for her reskyew groop in the mithical land of noo england!!!  yoo can reed all abowt it at her blog!!!  for those of yoo hoo do not no her meadow is a vizsla dog hoo wuz lost in the arktik waystland of upstayt noo york for three whole winterz!!!  wow that is eeven wurse than wen i wuz lost in the canyon!!!  ennyway if yoo do not no her go say hello and if yoo ar on the faysebuk and wood like to help her win yoo can vote for pedro!!!  i meen meadow!!!  ok bye

pink daisy is having a kontest and i am helping too judj it!!!


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yet anuther letter frum prizzin

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay even tho i agreed to kooperayt with the nice man frum mash and his frend wot is kind of skware and tasitern they stil lokd me up in prizzin!!!  they say it is for my own protekshun but i am not shoor hoo they ar protekting me frum sinse the mini macgyvers ar all in jail too ennyway i dont like beeing in jail becuz yoo cant reely run verry mutch oh wel i hope i git a nice sellmayt this time and not that crazy rabbit agin!!!

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sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by the nawty pup contest at pointer pandemonium!!!

hello nice reederz or in onner of this weeks sponsers shud i say mighty peeps its dennis the vizsla dog so hay as the title sez my gud frends the pointers wot ar innosently surrownded by pandemonium ar running a nawty pup contest check it owt:

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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my frend mango is running an alternativ to the westminster dog show wot is being calld mangominster so if yoo wood like to partisipayt and maybe win the first ever mangominster competishun yoo can reed the roolz heer and yoo can reed an update to the roolz heer so go and chek it owt!!!  just remember no going potty on the red carpet ha ha ok bye