Hello friendlies! Lulu here! Like
some many most almost all of you, my Mama and Dada are under “shelter in place” orders. All the local parks, trails, and beaches are closed, and so is the harbor. That means no outings for me, no matter how many times I follow Dada to the door and wag my big fluffy tail when he goes out to get the mail. But does that mean I’m bored here around the house? Well, yes, it does. But I do have a few tips for keeping oneself and one’s humans occupied while everything is closed. Read on, friendlies!
Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.”
Hipsters: “That’s us!”
Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.”
Delivery Man: “The what?”
Lulu: “I mean the front step.”
Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”