Tag: costco

The Taste of Victory

Mogwai Stuffie: “What do we want?” Bunny Stuffie: “I don’t see why all those guys need to be here for the victory dinner. Only one of them was actually in the dance-off.” Spicoli: “Uh-oh.”

This One Time At Brand Camp

The Last Dogfighter

Having acquired bulk quantities of Diet Coke and Mentos, I am now ready to return to outer space aboard my fishing trawler the Orca for a final showdown with my arch-nemesis Darth Tater and his space station the Death Spud Star. Unfortunately, I did… Continue Reading “The Last Dogfighter”

Around The World In A Day

Battle Beyond The Costco

Having escaped from the planet of the Orzo Outlaws, and with a pocket full of space credits courtesy of the Man With No Name, I am now ready to purchase a load of Mentos and Diet Coke from the nearest Costco and then destroy… Continue Reading “Battle Beyond The Costco”

Overheard Around The House

Wife: “Let’s go to Costco, I want to look at pillows.” Me: “Okay, I’ll crate Dennis.” Wife: “No, we won’t be gone very long.” Me: “Are you sure?” Wife: “Yes, he’ll be good.” Later …

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