The Taste of Victory

Mogwai Stuffie: “What do we want?”
Bunny Stuffie: “I don’t see why all those guys need to be here for the victory dinner. Only one of them was actually in the dance-off.”
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The Last Dogfighter

Having acquired bulk quantities of Diet Coke and Mentos, I am now ready to return to outer space aboard my fishing trawler the Orca for a final showdown with my arch-nemesis Darth Tater and his space station the Death Spud Star. Unfortunately, I did not count on the vastness of the Costco parking lot. I have now spent hours trying to find my vessel and am no closer than I was when I started. Perhaps next time I should put a flashing light on top of the mast. Little do I know, though, that my movements throughout the lot are being tracked by a mysterious vehicle and an even more mysterious observer …

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Battle Beyond The Costco

Having escaped from the planet of the Orzo Outlaws, and with a pocket full of space credits courtesy of the Man With No Name, I am now ready to purchase a load of Mentos and Diet Coke from the nearest Costco and then destroy Darth Tater’s terrible Death Spud or Spud Star or whatever it’s called. All I have to do is pop in and out of Costco and be on my way; the Death Spud Star will be mashed potatoes by dinner time. Or will it … ?

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Overheard Around The House

Wife: “Let’s go to Costco, I want to look at pillows.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll crate Dennis.”
Wife: “No, we won’t be gone very long.”
Me: “Are you sure?”
Wife: “Yes, he’ll be good.”

Later …

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