hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for this weeks rerun the nice peepul at random.org hav selekted this post in witch tucker pretends that he is not the wun hoo tried to steel the chikkin frum the sink for shaym tucker!!!! shaym shaym shaym oh hay wow luk its a pikcher of me with a grappling hook how awsum is that??? ok bye
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Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently, some scurrilous rumors and dubious video footage has surfaced purporting to show me trying to get at a chicken that Mama was defrosting in the kitchen sink. But do these rumors hold up to scrutiny? Let’s investigate.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo no my brother tucker the other vizsla is supposedly a sweet old dog hoo just sleeps all day on mamas lap
wel tucker then how do yoo eksplayn this???
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizlsa dog hay wel it luks like tucker is definitly feeling better theez days becuz luk wot he is up to:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay mama and dada hav reesently brawt home a veenus flytrap now at first i thawt they wer tawking abowt the famus dj wot yoozd to be living on the air in cincinnati but no insted its this gross plant wot they supposedly are hoping will eet all the fliez in the kitchen heer yoo can see that it has alreddy kawt wun: