Full Court Press

Mouse: “How is it that with all the money you have flying around you, you can never manage to convince the court that they don’t have jurisdiction over animals?”
Scrooge: “It’s their ridiculous names. ‘Dennis’? ‘Charlee’? ‘Chaplin’? These are not proper pet names. What ever happened to ‘Spot’ and ‘Frisky’ and ‘Whiskers’? Bah humbug.”
Vermin: “HISS! I’m telling you, you’re in the wrong place! When you get served, it’s a dance-off!”
Charlee: “Why are you hiding behind this sign, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “I’ve got warrants, dude. I don’t want the fuzz to see me.”

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Round Like A Record

Mouse: “So after chewing my way through Dennis’s records, I have concluded that the creditors mentioned in his will are mostly holding debt related to his massive stuffie habit.”
Chaplin: “Dennis has records?”
Charlee: “Can we listen to them?” Continue reading “Round Like A Record”