im so brayv i probly think this post is abowt me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel on fryday i had my dentals wurkd on by perry o’dontal the irishman!!! i herd them telling mama and dada they had to pull wun tooth at the bak wot had its pulp expozed and they pulld another tooth wot wuz neer my absess but they left the other tooth in playse thinking it can be sayvd!!!  yeah sayve toofeez!!!

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the vetnameez peepul tuk verry gud kayr of me and treeted me ekstra speshul on akkownt of my hart and i wuz verry verry brayv abowt the hole thing!!! i kan proov it i hav a sertifikat chek it owt!!!

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the ummmmm wunderful kitty of oz!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav finaly reechd the inner sanktum of the wunderful wizzard of oz only to find owt that the wizzard of oz is in fakt trouble the kitty chek it owt!!!

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ozraydjus diskriminayshun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer in the mithical land of oz wot is popyoolayted by jiant lions and wawking tawking hot water heeters and men wot ar mayd of straw so yoo wood think that sutch a playse wood be rather libral as to allowing dogs in parks rite??? wel think agin chek it owt!!!

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were off to see the sumthing the wunderful sumthing of sumthing!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to hav ben abdukted by a flying monkee and deposited in a forest wot is okyoopied by lions and tigers and bears oh my!!! oh and also by sum girl in a bloo dress and a tawking skayrkrow and a hot water heeter with legs chek it owt!!!

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