Tag: coyotes

Lulu’s Life Tips: If You Want To Bark Like A Lunatic At A Coyote, Don’t Start Until You Get Outside

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip! This time it’s about coyotes, and how to have the most satisfying experience barking like a lunatic at them. Basically it all boils down to this: Don’t start barking until the humans let you out of the house. Otherwise they’ll know there’s something out there and they’ll probably close the door on you. You don’t have to take my word for it; just watch the video and you’ll see.

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Barking Lessons

Bean: “All right, for our first exercise, who can tell me what this is a picture of?”
Blue: “Jurassic Park!”
Corinne Corgi: “Weeds that the peasants haven’t tidied up in a long time.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Lions!”
Bernice Bernese: “Mountains!”
Poppy Poodle: “No place I would want to go.”
Sleepy Dog: “Is it time for a break yet?”
Puppy: “I don’t know but it makes me want to pee.”

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kreetchers of nite brawt to lite!!! or dark as the kayse may be!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay chek owt wot wuz going on owtside owr howse the other nite!!! warning this may set yore dogs off if yoo hav dogs!!! and if yoo do not hav dogs maybe yoo wud like to borro my cranky brother tucker for a wile??? ha ha just kidding mama sez i am not allowd to sell or rent tucker owt ennymore krool krool mama ok ennyway heer is the viddyo!!!

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Children of the Night

For this one, you don’t really need to pay close attention to the video. Just turn the sound up. Way up. And apologize to your dogs in advance.

This was going on outside our house just before 10pm.  (All our animals were safely inside the fence!)

we got sum wild wild life!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we had an unauthorized visitter snooping arownd owr yard the other day i think he may hav come over frum my gud frend goodbears howse ennyway check it owt!!!

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howl

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog last nite just after mama and dada got home from the arth … the fred astare stoodio their was this grate commoshun owt frunt of the howse first it sownded like wun coyote yipping then too then there wuz an entire pak it sownded like they were rite in the frunt yard trixie and me ran owt back and started yelling at the coyotes to leeve but then mama made us come bak inside then dada went and opend the frunt door and mama thawt he wuz going to go owtside so she freekd owt a littel but he wuz just luking thru the metal sekyoority screen he didnt see enny coyotes but they were verry verry lowd and then suddenly they just stoppd all at wunse it wuz verry cool and a littel bit scarry i am wundering wot they cawt maybe it wuz the skunk ok bye