Under Da Sea!

Captain Yosemite Sam: “Varmint! Give me that iPad so I can text someone to come help us.”
Seagull: “You can’t text from it! It’s not on the wi-fi! Not on the wi-fi!”
Sebastian: “Thppppppffft!”

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Sea Legs

Chaplin: “Can you explain this wi-fi password concept to us one more time?”
Captain Yosemite Sam: “I already illustrated it for you varmints with Ritz crackers, pieces of biscotti, potato chips, and a charcuterie plate! You’re just incapable of understanding it!”
Seagull: “Once more! Just once more! Maybe with rice cakes! With rice cakes!”
Chaplin: “Eww, no, not with rice cakes.”
Seagull: “Did I say rice cakes? I meant French fries! French fries! French fries!”

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a skolarly treetis on wot can and cant klime treez

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog it seemz there haz ben sum reesent confyoozhun abowt wot can and cant clime treez and so i hav prepard this skolarly treetis to kleer this matter up wunse and for all ok heer goze

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