hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having had a bit of a skayr in the mithikal mowntin town of julian dooring wich it wuz verry dark and we wer likely to be eeten by a groo “flat stanley” and i hav now traveld bak to the relativ sayfty of the oshunside harbor!!!
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Having been plucked from the vast Costco parking lot by the mysterious recruiter Centauri, I now find myself speeding through space toward a rendezvous with my destiny: To join the Rylan Star League, become a starfighter, and destroy Darth Tater. Fame and glory await! When I complete my mission and get back to the university, all the professors in the philosophy and English departments will be even more jealous of me than they are of Indiana Jones!
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HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. THE OTHER DAY MY HUMAN SERVANT LEFT THE SIDE DOOR OPEN SUPPOSEDLY SO I COULD GET SOME LIGHT AND FRESH AIR, ALTHOUGH I SUSPECT HE HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE.
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The Oceanside Animals 