hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i think i am finaly abowt to find owt wot happens to me in the fyootcher sutch that my fyootcher selvs had to come to my present self in order to chayndj wot happens in my fyootcher but there past in order to prevent the fyootcher frum coming to pass baysd on the present!!! or sumthing like that!!!
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Having been brought back to the future by the mysterious Doc Brown with the intention of reversing the Konglek conquest of Earth, we have quickly found ourselves overwhelmed by their sheer numbers. How can we stop an invasion that has already succeeded? Only time will tell …
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After a relaxing weekend spent squiring the Princess around Rome, my holiday came to an abrupt end with the arrival of a mysterious, disheveled man driving a car that, in this place and time, should not exist. Knowing my name and claiming that I have wrought havoc with the time-space continuum, he urges me to get into his vehicle. Is he a friend? A foe? Or both? Only time will tell …
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Having been more or less abducted by the mysterious Doctor, I have now traveled with him to the far-off Planet Petco, where I have been assured that we will receive a hero’s greeting, not to mention any number of free stuffies. But when we exit the TARDIS, our welcome is not as the Doctor predicted. Not in the slightest.
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After being “rescued” from the clown wizard’s dungeon by the mysterious Doctor Who, I have found myself whisked off across the galaxy inside what appears to be an extremely technologically sophisticated phone booth. I am not sure what exactly the Doctor’s purpose is in keeping me aboard his ship; as far as I can see, his interstellar wanderings are even more aimless than mine were when I was first taken aboard an alien spacecraft nearly one year ago. But I cannot convince him to return me to the university, and so I must make the best of an extremely odd situation.
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The Oceanside Animals 