Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.”
Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.”
Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.”
Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you called me. I was sleeping in the recessed lights and when you turned them on it heated up my tuchus a little.”
Spicoli: “Oh, so that’s why it smells funny in here?”

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