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In Space, No One Can Hear You Swear While Assembling An IKEA Bookcase
Memorial Monday: The Beautiful Trixie
The Hungry Dog Games
Meanwhile Back At The Ranch
It Don’t Mean Nothing
Observed Around The Interrogation Chamber
In Space, No One Can Hear You Fart
May The Forks Be With You
After arriving at Earth just in time to prevent Darth Tater from mashing it, and then blasting my way through his army of drones, I find myself confronting Darth Tater himself in a one-on-one battle in space. I have flyball-honed reflexes and amazing paw-eye coordination on my side; but Darth Tater has something even more powerful. He has my hat.
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Revenge of the Starch
Having defeated the ace bowler Jesus Quintana in single combat, I earned the right to fly one of the Rylan Star League’s supposedly high-tech StarFighters. Unfortunately, it appears that while the StarFighter may have been high-tech 25 years ago, it is sadly outdated compared to the SpudFighters that Darth Tater is able to launch from the Death Spud; but at the moment it is the only ship I have. Let the battle begin!
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Fowl Play
Kong Wars
Now that my shuttle has passed through the wormhole, I find myself in a galaxy far, far away. Now that I am closer to it, the enormous object that I took for a moon has proved to be an enormous space station, the likes of which I have never seen before. I can only hope that those who operate it are friendly, because now, they know I am here …
The Oceanside Animals 