Flashback Sunday: The Adventure of the Nibbled Chicken

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for this weeks rerun the nice peepul at random.org hav selekted this post in witch tucker pretends that he is not the wun hoo tried to steel the chikkin frum the sink for shaym tucker!!!!  shaym shaym shaym oh hay wow luk its a pikcher of me with a grappling hook how awsum is that???  ok bye

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Another New Labor-Saving Device Available!

The makers of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™ are proud to announce another new labor-saving device for people who have kitchens! Are you tired of having to manually defrost and clean your refrigerator?  Are you tired of cleansers, sprays, sponges, and cloths?  Is there mysterious squishy leftover food in the back of the refrigerator that you are afraid to touch, even with gloves on?  Well, we have your solution:  The new and improved Vizsl-A-Matic 10000™, featuring all the features of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™, plus remote audio control for many functions**!

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The Adventure of the Nibbled Chicken

Hello, good readers.  This is Tucker the Vizsla.  Recently, some scurrilous rumors and dubious video footage has surfaced purporting to show me trying to get at a chicken that Mama was defrosting in the kitchen sink.  But do these rumors hold up to scrutiny?  Let’s investigate.

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its all abowt motivayshun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo no my brother tucker the other vizsla is supposedly a sweet old dog hoo just sleeps all day on mamas lap

wel tucker then how do yoo eksplayn this???

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