Choose Your Chiropractor Carefully

THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Hello stuffie friends. My name is Spotted Giraffe, and I am here with a public service announcement about choosing a chiropractor to keep your spine in proper working order.

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Overheard Around The House

Wife: “Let’s go to Costco, I want to look at pillows.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll crate Dennis.”
Wife: “No, we won’t be gone very long.”
Me: “Are you sure?”
Wife: “Yes, he’ll be good.”

Later …

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my noo vencher

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as yoo no i lost my pig powders bizness a wile bak do to the vast rodent conspiracy but now i am bak with a noo bizness vencher i hav herd of this stuff calld caveear i dont no much abowt it eksept that its ekspensiv and it comes owt of a fish well check it owt i can get stuff owt of a fish verry eezily

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