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Choose Your Chiropractor Carefully
THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Hello stuffie friends. My name is Spotted Giraffe, and I am here with a public service announcement about choosing a chiropractor to keep your spine in proper working order.
Overheard Around The House
Wife: | “Let’s go to Costco, I want to look at pillows.” |
Me: | “Okay, I’ll crate Dennis.” |
Wife: | “No, we won’t be gone very long.” |
Me: | “Are you sure?” |
Wife: | “Yes, he’ll be good.” |
Later …
my noo vencher
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as yoo no i lost my pig powders bizness a wile bak do to the vast rodent conspiracy but now i am bak with a noo bizness vencher i hav herd of this stuff calld caveear i dont no much abowt it eksept that its ekspensiv and it comes owt of a fish well check it owt i can get stuff owt of a fish verry eezily