Tag: deus ex machina

Deus Ex Cattina

Gollum: “Well now that we has collected our new Ray-Bans from the tricksy stoner dog, we thinks it’s time to has our snacky-snack mousie. Gollum!” Dennis: “How many pairs of sunglasses do you carry around with you, Spicoli?” Spicoli: “Oh, a dozen or so.”…

Plants Vs. Kitties

Having spent too long trying to answer the conehead’s insanely difficult questions, I inadvertently allowed by nemesis app, TR0UB13, to catch up with me. Now I must defeat her in combat, or face the possibility of being trapped forever in the strange world of…

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