Tag: dinosaurs

That’s Quite A Rash You’ve Got There

Ron Burgundy: “… And in local news, officials have been investigating a rash of disappearing Christmas ornaments.”
Chaplin: “Ooh, a rash. Sounds itchy.”

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its the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak to the sunday awards and meem show!!! this week we hav departed frum the cheez cave full of sadly unripend cheez and ar on owr way to anuther fantastik lokayshun designayted by tucker the other vizsla as an important stop on owr whirld toor!!!

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back to the fyootcher

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it luks like this is the end for us dogs as the dinosawrs are closing in so i skratch wun last messadj in the mud before we git stompd or eeten or — hay wot is that???

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yoo dont no until yoo skweek it

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel heer is anuther messadj skratched into the drying mud we ar stil trapd heer in the distant past and i am having a reel problem convinsing the others not to go arownd chaynjing things

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joorassic pups

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it appeerz that doo to a randum malfunkshun of the enjines in the doghowse we hav ended up in the distant past now normaly we wood just be abel to set the enjines agin and retern to the present but unforchoonatly their wuz sum sort of insident after we arrivd heer that resultd in sum minor damaj to the doghowse of justiss:

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they didnt evn wayt for the body to get cold

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel after the gofers killed and ayt my old bed and dada dismemberd it in a most goolish fashun, mama and dada brawt in the skinny misteeryus pakaj and opened it and i cud not beleev wot wuz inside:

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King Kong (You Knew It Was Coming)

After my failure to secure the Giant Kong, I learned that it had been placed on a tramp steamer bound for a mysterious island in the South Pacific. I quickly booked my own passage on another vessel that was following the same path, only to find myself confronting my greatest challenge yet on a desolate jungle island far, far away.

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kroo relees form

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog heer is the form that my kroo has to sine before beginning the jurnee to the senter of the erth it is a simpul form ritten by my loyer what i hired away from trouble the kitty i am putting it online so that other brave explorer tipes can resycle it for there own yoose ok heer goes

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