hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer in the mithical land of oz wot is popyoolayted by jiant lions and wawking tawking hot water heeters and men wot ar mayd of straw so yoo wood think that sutch a playse wood be rather libral as to allowing dogs in parks rite??? wel think agin chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel aparently tucker gayv all those televizhun shows my kontakt informayshun becuz i hav started gitting bils frum them to reepayr the damadj he did to there catering tabels and the fud wot he ayt not to menshun the injereez he allejedly inflikted upon there hosts contestants or speshul gests now of korse as yoo no i reesently lost my entire pig powders fortchoon in yet another unfortchoonat industryal aksident wot wuz not my fawlt and didnt involv me dooing ennything ilegal but stil the end reesult is that i dont hav the fundz to pay theez bils fortchoonatly i hav kept menny valyooabul email offers in reeserv for just sutch an emerjency!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay chek owt this stuf wot i saw dada eeting as a snak the other day:
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay do yoo no wot yesterday wuz??? do yoo huh do yoo????? ok i wil tel yoo it wuz the krismas party for my flyball teem it wuz held at a stakehowse calld miyabi wot servs fud in the stile of the mithical land of japan their wuz food and drinks and presents and stuffeez and i no yoo ar saying to yoreself wel dennis that sownds like a grate party so wot is so unfare abowt that???? wel wayt i hav not yet told yoo ware i wuz wile this party wuz going on yes yoo gessd it i wuz at home in my krate!!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yesterday it wuz verry verry windy and so of korse mama and dada had to tayk us to the windyest playse they cud think of i e the beech
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well yesterday i went arownd to the local food stores with sampuls of my top notch caveear stuf only to find owt they wood not even let me in to show the manager my warez becuz i am —– A DOG!!!! this is owtrajus diskriminashun i meen luk at me i am at leest as smart as and sertinly kleener than a too-yeer-old hyooman and yet they let them in!!!!!!! i think all us dogs need to organize a boycot of playses like ths i bet i woodnt hav this problum if i livd sumware more enlitend like the mithical country of europe …
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