Never Gonna Do It Without The Fez On Oh No

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Spicoli: “Dude, have you joined the Shriners?”
Dennis: “Since the mouse is so worried about me getting into trouble at the humane society, I’ve disguised myself as a human.”
Mouse: “Most humans don’t go around in fezzes, Groucho glasses, and giant bow ties.”
Dennis: “All the cool ones do.”
Mouse: “No they don’t, Dennis!”

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Overheard Around The House And Elsewhere

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Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t know why they brought in these kittens when there’s already a perfectly good grey and white cat hanging around.”
Mouse: “But, ‘Dennis’, I don’t see a grey and white ‘cat’ anywhere. Do you?”
Charlee: “A talking field mouse. / A smelly dog-headed thing. / It’s like a freak show.”

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Throwback (Thanksgiving) Thursday: Happy Thanksgiving (Almost) Every One

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I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit

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Repeat Thursday: Happy Thanksgiving (Almost) Every One

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ozraydjus diskriminayshun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer in the mithical land of oz wot is popyoolayted by jiant lions and wawking tawking hot water heeters and men wot ar mayd of straw so yoo wood think that sutch a playse wood be rather libral as to allowing dogs in parks rite??? wel think agin chek it owt!!!

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Happy Thanksgiving (Almost) Every One

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