WD-40oz To Freedom

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K9: “Doctor, Dennis is here with the device you wanted to examine.”
Ninth Doctor: “Thank you, K9. Good dog.”
Dennis: “Aaaaaiiiiieee! Loud! Loud! Lou―hey, is that food?”

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Observed Around The House

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Spicoli: “So are you feeling better now that your friend Billy Idol told you that’s just a toy spider and not a killer plastic alien invader, dude?”
Dennis: “Yep! That wasn’t Billy Idol, though, that was the Doctor.”
Spicoli: “Dude! Seriously? What is he a doctor of? Can he write me a prescription?”
Dennis: “Ummm, I don’t think he’s a veterinarian. I’ve never seen him with a dog. Except for me of course.”

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Overheard Around The House

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Spicoli: “So you’re feeling better about that snail after you talked to your mama on that gadget, dude?”
Dennis: “A bit.”
Spicoli: “I bet the treats helped too, right, dude?”
Dennis: “Yes, watching you eat them was very relaxing.”

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they tried to mayk me go to rehab i sed no no no!!! but they mayd me go ennyway!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may reemember i wuz reesently diagnosd by the vetnameez peepul with hips displeezya and seveer arthuritis!!!  i am not shoor wot eksaktly arthuritis is but i think it luks like this:

I Arthur

luks kyoot duznt he??? but hes akchooally rather paynful!!!

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