Tag: documentaries

CSI: The Denouement

Horatio Caine: “… And so, after interviewing everyone here, I’ve been unable to find a viable suspect in the case of the mysterious pile of feathers. Most likely the crime was perpetrated by an outside agent, like a hawk or a jabberwock or a vicious knid. Any questions?”
Spicoli: “I have a question, dude. Where’d you get those shades? You never did tell me.”
Charlee: “How many kinds of knids are there? Are they all vicious or only some of them?”
Horation Cane: “Any questions about the case?“
Spicoli: “No.”
Charlee: “No.”

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CSI: The Safari Park

Horatio Caine: “So this is where your friend Blue is right now?”
Lulu: “Yes, she posted that she was here visiting relatives.”
Horatio Caine: “Well, it shouldn’t be too hard to find her in the closed confines of an animal park.”

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Meet the Squeekles

Narrator: “And so John, Paul, George, and Ringo were forced to strike out on their own in search of a new warren, where they could play their gigs the way they wanted to play, thus beginning the meteoric rise of their band, The Squeekles.”
Chaplin: “I had no idea meerkat musical politics were so involved.”

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Meeting Crashers

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Mr. Nibbles: “What do you think it wants?”
Dennis: “I don’t know. It never talks or moves. It just stands there motionless.”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re all smurfing out over a bird.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, dudes! Stop smurfing out already!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Now let me show you nasty dogs and stupid rodents how opossum camouflage really works.”
Mouse: “Opossum camouflage? So you finally admit you’re not a cat?”
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bakstaydj at the flyball turnamint

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog ok as promissd heer is a behind the seens luk at wot goze on behind the seens at the flyball turnamint wen no wun is luking behind the seens!!!

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animal plannit sez hello

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an email from animal plannit dijital meedia saying how much they like my diry of destrukshun isnt that neet??? i gess wurd of my derring doo has mayd it all the way to there hedkwarters in the mithical sitty of silver springs maryland ennyway the nice lady frum animal plannit dijital meedia wanted me to let evrywun no that vizsla dogs such as myself wil be feetcherd on the famus dokyoomentry televizhun show dogs 101 tomorrow so be shoor to watch it unfortchoonatly i wil not be apeering on the show myself becuz of a skedjooling conflikt but yoo no how that goze wen yoo ar a selebritty such as myself

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