Meeting Crashers

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Mr. Nibbles: “What do you think it wants?”
Dennis: “I don’t know. It never talks or moves. It just stands there motionless.”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re all smurfing out over a bird.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, dudes! Stop smurfing out already!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Now let me show you nasty dogs and stupid rodents how opossum camouflage really works.”
Mouse: “Opossum camouflage? So you finally admit you’re not a cat?”
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bakstaydj at the flyball turnamint

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog ok as promissd heer is a behind the seens luk at wot goze on behind the seens at the flyball turnamint wen no wun is luking behind the seens!!!

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animal plannit sez hello

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an email from animal plannit dijital meedia saying how much they like my diry of destrukshun isnt that neet??? i gess wurd of my derring doo has mayd it all the way to there hedkwarters in the mithical sitty of silver springs maryland ennyway the nice lady frum animal plannit dijital meedia wanted me to let evrywun no that vizsla dogs such as myself wil be feetcherd on the famus dokyoomentry televizhun show dogs 101 tomorrow so be shoor to watch it unfortchoonatly i wil not be apeering on the show myself becuz of a skedjooling conflikt but yoo no how that goze wen yoo ar a selebritty such as myself

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