Greetings, quivering civilians! This is Saya the Mighty, reporting from points north. You may have noticed that I’ve been away at summer camp for longer than I originally planned. I am doing much too well here to leave. See if I’m not!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel dadas visit with his mama and dada kontinyooz this week their has ben a visit to a gold mine and to a viking festival and to a sidewawk art show and to varyus restawrants and hav i gottin to go along on enny of it??? no!!! and has dada helpd me finish the story of owr visitting leprekawn yet??? no!!! but he did kondesend to let me post another reepeet of wot he is kalling “klassik dennis” posts or wot i am kalling “dada is too lazy to help dennis” posts ennnyway heer is wun frum the mithikal yeer of 2008 wen flat tony kaym to visit us all the way frum the mithikal land of noo zeeland!!! we wer going to tayk him to the top sekret dog park but as so offen happens arownd heer things did not go as plannd chek it owt!!!
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla Than Dennis. Longtime acquaintances of Dennis may remember his claims of flyball super-stardom. But do Dennis’s claims add up? On Sunday, I was invited to a demo put on by Dennis’s flyball team, while Dennis stayed home, supposedly due to his nervous condition involving large munitions exploding at the nearby Marine base (or, as I call it, “Something That Happens Every Day And What’s The Big Deal?”). This presented me with the perfect opportunity to investigate his so-called athleticism. Come, Trixie! The game’s afoot!
Having braved various traps and snares, dead ends, attitude-laden bouncers, and water slides, the Goonies and I finally reached the fabled pirate ship deep beneath the Goondocks; but no sooner did we discover the treasure than Ma Fratelli and her gang arrived to make us walk the plank. Not even the massively clawed Creature from the Black Lagoon dares raise a hand against the fearsome Ma, so it looks like we will be getting wet again, while the Fratellis make off with the pirate treasure. Or will they … ?
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having almost kompleetly sirkumnavigayted feeesta iland and having vankwishd the eevil rock and the scarry littel dog wot wanted to play with me and having kleverly arrayndjd for an entire pack of other vizslas to come along and reskyew indies ball for me we wer reddy to hed bak to the car!!! as yoo can imadjin tucker wuz worn owt by all my heroics and wuz reddy for a littel ride in the sag waggin aka the short bus!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as promissd heer is part doo of owr trip to feeesta iland!!! now at this poynt we had reechd the bak side of the iland and we tuk the sag waggin down to the beetch akross the channel frum see wurld this is a fun beetch ware the sand is yoozhually hard and yoo can run arownd on it pritty gud check it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am glad evrywun liked my pikchers frum the harbor!!! that is not the only trip we hav gawn on reesently tho!!! not long ago we went to feeesta iland to meet my frend indie frum the flyball teem!!! it wuz a gud time and we got to go all arownd the iland on akkownt of tuckers stroller hay that reeminds me mama rote a revyoo of the sag waggin on the ballistic racers flyball blog if you want to reed it just clik on http://ballisticracers.wordpress.com/2010/07/06/pet-gear-expedition-stroller-review/!!! altho it wuz mostly fun their wer stil sum terrifying moments but lets start with the gud times first ok heer goze