Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla Than Dennis. Longtime acquaintances of Dennis may remember his claims of flyball super-stardom. But do Dennis’s claims add up? On Sunday, I was invited to a demo put on by Dennis’s flyball team, while Dennis stayed home, supposedly due to his nervous condition involving large munitions exploding at the nearby Marine base (or, as I call it, “Something That Happens Every Day And What’s The Big Deal?”). This presented me with the perfect opportunity to investigate his so-called athleticism. Come, Trixie! The game’s afoot!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel the holidaze ar over eksept for noo yeerz witch as far as i no is a mayk beleev holiday ennyhow and that meenz it is time to git bak to flyball their is a turnamint nekst munth in the mithical sitty of irvine so i thawt i wood show evrywun sum old pikchers and viddyos of owr flyball trayning seshuns just in kayse yoo hav forgottin wot it luks like chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i promissd it now heer it is its the boston terrier flyball demo thing part doo!!! in witch boston terriers try there paw at flyball chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay a kuple of weeks ago my flyball teem did a demo for the boston terrier club!!! and wow it wuz like an army of joe stainses and tannerses and mackses and jakeses with a smattering of ikeses!!! it wuz sutch a hyoodj eevent it duz not fit into wun day chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo may hav notisd that in yesterdays sunday awards and meem show tucker wuz full sized that is on akkownt of it wuz filmd before he got all shrunk becuz i noo i wood not be home to film it on sunday on akkownt of yoo gessd it flyball!!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that evrywun is heer it is time for a kwik run throo on how the flyball turnamint is going to wurk!!! ok lets all git owt owr marbul notebuks!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may hav gessd the sunday awards and meem show did not appeer and no selebritteez wer harmd dooring its tayping this is on akkownt of i wuznt home i wuz playing flyball chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i no yoo ar probly ekspekting wun of those wurdless wensday posts wot seem to always feetcher my brother tucker the other vizsla dog however insted today i wood like to annownse that my flyball teem the ballistic racers now has there verry own blog at ballisticracers.wordpress.com!!! this blog is mostly beeing run by my mama with okayzhunal by wich i meen freekwent teknikal assistense frum my dada i jenerusly offerd to help mama with her speling grammer and punkchooayshun all of wich is atroshus but she declined hmph gud luk gitting ennywun to figger owt wot yoo ar trying to say!!!
ennyway if yoo hav ever wanted to no more abowt flyball or the ballistic racers or my mama for instanse wot her reel naym is pleez go visit the noo blog and leev a comment to say hello i no mama wood appresheeayt it!!! thank yoo nice reederz!!!! ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel now that i hav finaly got my blog bak frum tucker i can tel yoo all abowt wot i did last weekend wich was flyball!!! yes thats rite last weekend wuz a too day flyball turnamint in the mithical sitty of ramona!!! now yoo may remember that the last time i playd flyball in ramona i got a littel bit of staydj frite that didnt happen this time but unfortchoonatly their is no viddyo of me becuz mamas memry card in her camera got korrupted wile she wuz their i am not shoor wot that meens but i think it meens it aksepted bribes or sumthing but ennyway heer ar sum pikchers wot she tuk before her card went bad
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that i am sutch a big time athleet i hav started waring speshul geer to enshoor that i hav a long and lookrativ karear in flyball and adjility check it owt: