Caturday Matinee: The Odd Couple

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Overheard Around The Dungeon In The American Embassy

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Bugs Bunny: “So what are you in for this time, Doc?”
Dennis: “Well I accidentally smuggled a box of uninspected meat and a crate containing some sort of alien monster into the country.”

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eye beady??? or eye be dee???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wanted to let evrywun no that my biopsee reezults hav come bak on wen they minnyatchoorized sum sientists and sent them into my tummy in a submareen to steel sampels!!! at leest that is wot i think they did!!! ennyway the reezults hav come bak and it is not sum of the skarrier wurds that it cud hav ben like wurds wot start with the letter c insted they sed i hav mild eye beady in my tummy and upper thing wot comes after the tummy and mild to modderate eye beady in the lower thing wot comes after the tummy!!! hmm eye beady just like popeye the sailor man!!!

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im strong to the middel cuz i eets me kibbel!!!

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It’s A Blast

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Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.”
Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in it and the bomb goes off, we’ll have instant barbecue!”
Dennis: “Oooh, you’re right! Blow it up, Bob!”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “All right, I’m going to open the crate!”

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