hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel in order to eskayp that jiant bird wot has invayded the howse i hav deesided to eskort my frends the small animals sumware wot the bird wil not find them!!! to the desert!!! oh and also the smurf is tagging along!!!
Mr. Nibbles: “Where are we going, Mr. Dennis?”
Dennis: “Somewhere that big bird won’t follow us — out into the desert!”
Producer Smurf: “Aren’t you afraid they might smurf away your certificate of bravery?”
Dennis: “That certificate was for being brave for dental surgery, not for being brave in the face of a giant bird with a pointy beak.”
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel happy day after krismas!!! wel i hav no awards and meems today no dowt on akkownt of evrybuddy beeing bizzy with holidaze and wotnot however i do hav sum eksiting nooz or as i wood call it shaymless self promoshun frum dada chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot i hav herd mama and dada saying that they need a noo hot water heeter becuz the wun in the garadj isnt wurking properly ennymore now i am not shoor how much yoo no abowt hot water heeters but wot they do is heet up hot water and — hay why do they need to heet it if it is alreddy hot??? this sownds like sum sort of scam like that dehydrayted water wot i bawt a wile bak!!!! wel ennyway for those of yoo hoo ar not familyar with how a water heeter wurks heer is a cross sekshun showing there normal operayshun:
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada has askd me to tell yoo that his draggin buk is owt now at lulu and it shood be at the other buk sites sum time this summer i am not shoor what this buk is abowt but sinse its a draggin buk it is probly the story of a driver at a traktor pull hoo overkums grate odds to win or it mite be abowt dogs hoo hav to pull a sled thru the snow or maybe its abowt sumbuddy hoo cant get owt of bed in the morning hmm i am pretty shoor it is the traktor pull wun tho
hang on it luks like dada is trying to tell me sumthing … uh huh … uh huh … oh its a dragon buk thats sumthing kumpleetly diffrent jeez dada why didnt yoo say that in the furst place onestly i dont no how yoo ekspekt me to do publisity for yoo wen yoo dont giv me the korrekt informashun well ennyway i still think it mite be abowt a traktor pull no matter wot dada sez ok bye