Vampire Surveillance Squad

Spicoli: “Good to see you’ve chilled out on the whole ‘Oona is a vampire’ thing, dude.”
Charlee: “I haven’t chilled out at all. All the vampire shows say something will happen if a vampire is exposed to sunlight, so I’m watching Oona on the sofa. The sun will be on her any second now.”
Spicoli: “I see. And the earplugs?”
Charlee: “Assuming she bursts into flame, it’ll probably set off the smoke alarm, and nobody needs to hear that. Do you want a pair for yourself?”
Spicoli: “I’m good, dude, thanks.”

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