thats not a hat!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel that vaykayshun trip wot trouble the kitty bookd for me shoor was a bust!!! i am going to go ask her for my munny bak i think!!!

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owtrajus diskriminashun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well yesterday i went arownd to the local food stores with sampuls of my top notch caveear stuf only to find owt they wood not even let me in to show the manager my warez becuz i am —– A DOG!!!!  this is owtrajus diskriminashun i meen luk at me i am at leest as smart as and sertinly kleener than a too-yeer-old hyooman and yet they let them in!!!!!!!  i think all us dogs need to organize a boycot of playses like ths i bet i woodnt hav this problum if i livd sumware more enlitend like the mithical country of europe …

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