hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for this weeks rerun the nice peepul at random.org hav selekted this post in witch tucker pretends that he is not the wun hoo tried to steel the chikkin frum the sink for shaym tucker!!!! shaym shaym shaym oh hay wow luk its a pikcher of me with a grappling hook how awsum is that??? ok bye
Hello good readers, this is Tucker the dog. Some of you may have noticed recent changes around here and come to the conclusion that I have somehow stolen control of the blog from my brother Dennis, but nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, Dennis asked me to take over from him because he finally realized that he is young and silly, while I am older and wiser, not to mention better. Still unconvinced? Let’s look at the facts. Come, Trixie! The game is afoot!
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently a picture surfaced purporting to show Dennis and myself sleeping in close proximity. While some have called this picture a “mirror image”, others have noted here and elsewhere that while Dennis appears to be young, I appear to be old. And yet once I was the young one! Could it possibly be a coincidence that after Dennis showed up, I became the “old dog” in the house? Let us investigate. Come, Trixie! The game is afoot!
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently, some scurrilous rumors and dubious video footage has surfaced purporting to show me trying to get at a chicken that Mama was defrosting in the kitchen sink. But do these rumors hold up to scrutiny? Let’s investigate.
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently some strange and disturbing digital pictures have surfaced here, published by my so-called “brother” Dennis the Other Vizsla, along with scurrilous commentary and wildly unfounded accusations. Do Dennis’s charges stand up to scrutiny, or are they just more of his usual crazed ramblings? Let’s investigate. Come, Trixie — the game’s afoot!
Hello good readers, this is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently, scurrilous notes have appeared, anonymously of course, suggesting that I stole Dennis’s breakfast. But does this claim really hold up under scrutiny? Let’s examine the facts. Come, Trixie! The game’s afoot!
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently I have been implicated in the destruction of a pillow based on evidence that is at best circumstantial and at worst, fabricated. Unlike my so-called brother, Dennis, who blames his misfortunes on vast conspiracies and absurd enemies, I intend to clear my name by investigation and deduction because, as Mama always says, I am the smart one. Come, Trixie! The game’s afoot!