Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla Than Dennis. Longtime acquaintances of Dennis may remember his claims of flyball super-stardom. But do Dennis’s claims add up? On Sunday, I was invited to a demo put on by Dennis’s flyball team, while Dennis stayed home, supposedly due to his nervous condition involving large munitions exploding at the nearby Marine base (or, as I call it, “Something That Happens Every Day And What’s The Big Deal?”). This presented me with the perfect opportunity to investigate his so-called athleticism. Come, Trixie! The game’s afoot!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel my investigayshun into the misteeryus treetment trouble has ben gitting kontinyooz most reesently i hav diskoverd that trouble is beeing tayken to a seekret undisklozed fasility aka the bathrum and having stuf dun to her wile we dogs are lokd owt frum all the fun of watching her git tortcherd check it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel the mistry of wot is going on with trouble the kitty has only deepend as mama and dada hav ben ganging up on her and mayking her tayk a pil chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay before i git started with toodays stunning ekspozay of sandy klawz i wanted to menshun that my gud frend cookie the beagle hoo wuz haff of the doo-o of cookie and cinnamon has gawn to the rainbo bridj at the too yung aydj of ate and a haff if yoo wood like to say gudbye to cookie yoo can do so heer!!!
ok now on to my shokking investigayshun!!! yoo may hav herd of the faymus toy delivrer wot goze by the naym of sandy klawz and is nown for kliming down chimnees wile kerrying prezzents however is this the reel story or is it all just publik relayshuns??? reesently i hav had sum first hand ekspeeryense of sandy klawz and wot i hav fownd may shok yoo chek it owt!!!