The Quorum Forum

Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”
Vermin: “HISSS! ‘Quorum’? Since when do we use fancy Latin words around here?”
Mouse: “Vote? You want us to vote? Has this become a democracy instead of you or the cats just going off and doing something crazy?”
Charlee: “I’ve never gone off and done something crazy. I’m the cautious one.”
Chaplin: “I’m contemplating doing something crazy right this second.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, dude, we can tell from your crazy eyes.”

Chaplin: “Look at me! I’m on television!”
Spicoli: “You’re on the television, dude. Not the same thing.”
Lulu: “Let’s all try to settle down and focus. Now, does anyone have any opinions on why we should try to get money from Facebook?”

Lulu: “Isn’t anybody going to say anything?”
Mysterious Intruder: “Facebook is totally trustworthy and you should definitely give them all your information about everything.”
Chaplin: “Get out of my recessed lighting hiding place, Zuckerberg.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Wow, Facebook really does track you everywhere.”
Spicoli: “Now I see two sets of crazy eyes.”

Die Hard With Opossum

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Norman #1: “I disabled the wi-fi Norman.”
Norman #2:”Good work, Norman.”
Ron Burgundy: “This situation has gotten very, very serious.”
Producer Smurf: “No smurfing, really?”
Ron Burgundy: “Yes. I can’t post to Instagram or Twitter or live-stream to Facebook.”
Mouse: “Say, who’s the new ninja hedgehog?”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “That’s Norman. He has a cannon on his head.”
Mouse: “Really? Are you sure he didn’t just get his face stuck in a toilet paper roll?”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Silence!”
Opossum (thinking from inside air shaft): “HISSS! Come to the coast, there’ll be a debate, we’ll have a few laughs …”

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vote for pedro!!! i meen meadow!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay altho i am kurrently langwishing in prizzin for nonpayment of takses i wanted to tayk a moment to let evrywun no that my frend meadow the other reskyew vizsla is a finalist in a kontest to win ten thowsand dollarz for her reskyew groop in the mithical land of noo england!!!  yoo can reed all abowt it at her blog!!!  for those of yoo hoo do not no her meadow is a vizsla dog hoo wuz lost in the arktik waystland of upstayt noo york for three whole winterz!!!  wow that is eeven wurse than wen i wuz lost in the canyon!!!  ennyway if yoo do not no her go say hello and if yoo ar on the faysebuk and wood like to help her win yoo can vote for pedro!!!  i meen meadow!!!  ok bye

its the sunday awards and meem show owtback edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show owtback edishun live bloggd frum the base of uluru!!!

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