me vs the room wot duznt hav enny karpeting

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as i am shoor most of yoo ar aware their ar too akseptabul forms of flooring their is karpeting and their is tile altho of korse this duznt apply to owtside ware yoo hav all sorts of difrent flooring like grass and seement and payvment and sand and dirt and pine cones and leevs and pine needels and more grass but i digress ennyway on a reesent visit to my mamas skool i wuz horrified to diskuver that sum rooms do not hav eether tile or karpet but sum other substanse wot appeerz to be old bowling alley floors chek it owt!!!

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me vs the room wot moovs!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so sumtimes i go with tucker wen he has his dokterz appoyntments but the thing is the dokter is upstayrs and tucker is having a littel trouble with stayrs theez days on akkownt of he is old and so mama haz ben trying to entice me into the eevil room wot moovs chek it owt!!!

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me vs the vakyoom kleener!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as part of my ongoing projekt of self improovment i hav deesided that i am going to konker my feer of the vakyoom kleener!!! now as yoo ar probly aware vakyoom kleeners ar responsibul for menny terrifying tales and ledjends for instanse:

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