Disco Lu Doesn’t Advertise

Lulu: “What are you supposed to be? Some kind of genie?”
Clippy: “It looks like you’re trying to figure out what I am! Can I help you with that?”
Lulu: “Uh … Never mind. You said you could help with advertising?”

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Monetization Station

Spicoli: “Now that you have all these new subscribers to your feed, dudes, what are you going to do with them?”
Lulu: “Do with them? What do you mean?”

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Subscribe & Share

Red Squirrel: “So you just put this feed out here? What’s the catch?”
Lulu: “No catch. We’re just making it available to anyone who wants it.”
Charlee: “Yeah, and make sure to tell all your friends about it!”

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Feed Blockage

Spicoli: “I’m disappointed in you dudes. All these bags of feed and not a single bag of Doritos.”
Lulu: “They didn’t have Doritos there.”
Chaplin: “Yeah, and they couldn’t even make me a catpuccino. Worst coffee shop ever.”
Mouse: “It wasn’t a coffee shop!”
Chaplin: “We Hipsters know a coffee shop when we see one.”

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Lulu: “Hey, Mouse, here’s a whole pile of feeds. Do you think these will work? Mouse?”
Mouse (busy eating feed from an open bag): “Sure sure, whatever. Pile them in the cart.”
Lulu: “Oh, were we supposed to get a cart? The cats insisted on getting a basket.”
Charlee: “You’ve been in there long enough. It’s my turn to sit in the basket.”
Chaplin: “Get your own. This one’s mine.”

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