Raiding Is A Lost Art

Norman #1: “Nobody move! This is a ninja hedgehog raid!”
Norman #2: “Hand over our 20% of the loot you got for fencing our stuff, your 80% of the loot you got for fencing our stuff, and our stuff that you fenced!”

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Don’t Fence Me In

Mouse: “Chaplin, are you familiar with the term ‘fence’ … ?”
Chaplin: “Of course. Lulu complains about the fence all the time. She says it keeps her from chasing the squirrels that live on the hillside.”

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Casual Conversations

Lulu: “… so then after I dug a hole in the yard and scuffed it up so it was full of loose soil, I—”
Charlee: “You pooped in it and then covered it up with the loose soil, right?”

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evrything must go!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav come up with the perfekt way to proov i own my blog chek it owt!!!

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it luks like a ladder but we cant clime it

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel owr new naybors nekst door hav a littel scotty dog or shnowzer or wotever yoo call it this dog likes to come and stand on the other side of owr fense and bark and wuf and then that mayks trixie and me bark and wuf too we are just tawking to the naybor dog abowt the wether and wotnot but having the fense in the way mayks it difficult to tawk properly now if only we cud figger owt how to climb theez ladders and git to the other side we cud hav a proper conversayshun with the naybor dog and possibly hav a nice party with tee and dog biskits

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