hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wile my dada is away heer is a reepeet of a sunday awards and meem show feetchering a selebritty gest hooz naym i did not git but hoo i think is john wayne!!! or maybe wayne gretzky i git konfyoozd!!! ok bye
Greetings, quivering civilians! I, Saya the Mighty, am here to make you feel less frightened of scary weather phenomena. See if I don’t!
Saya got her stitches out yesterday and no longer has to wear her cone, and we’re not sure who’s happier, her, the humans, or the other dogs who won’t get bashed by the cone anymore …
Before Tucker lost his voice, he had a very distinctive bark. My father always said he sounded like a seal, and recently gave me a video he took in 2011 — possibly the last one in which you can hear Tucker talking — which proves the point. Tucker, here’s your fish. Note that all three dogs abandon Dada at the end to follow Mama into the house, thus illustrating how the humans rate around here.