Tag: field mice

Where in the World are Charlee and Chaplin?

Lulu: “Have you seen the Hipsters? We were watching television and they disappeared on me.”Mouse: “Not lately, but they’re cats. They could be anywhere. Did you look on top of the fireplace?”Lulu: “Yes.”Mouse: “In the cat tree?”Lulu: “Yes.”Mouse: “Under the armoire?”Lulu: “Yes.”Mouse: “In the… Continue Reading “Where in the World are Charlee and Chaplin?”

My Cup Runneth Empty

Charlee: “We were just kidding about the stink. You smell terrific.”Skunk: “Yeah? What terrific thing do I smell like?”Spicoli: “Patchouli. Or maybe pizza. Or maybe pizza with patchouli on top.”Vermin: “HISSS! Like freshly roasted ticks!”Lulu: “Like something I found in the yard that I… Continue Reading “My Cup Runneth Empty”

Skunkworks

Charlee: “I can’t believe you mistook a skunk for me, Chaplin.”Producer Smurf: “I can.”Vermin: “HISSS! So can I.”

Bucket Head

SnackQuest

Chaplin: “Do you have any snacks I could borrow?” Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘borrow’? Snacks are really a one-way kind of item after you eat them.” Chaplin: “They’re not for me. Charlee and Lulu are mad at me and won’t let me into… Continue Reading “SnackQuest”

Rescue Moth

Charlee: “Do you still think you can smack that moth and then eat it, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “It might be a little too big to smack and eat.”

Fundraising

Yard Turtle: “What’s with the big red banner?”Lulu: “Well for some reason no one was in favor of getting money from Facebook, and the local health department put the kibosh on my plan to put opn a benefit concert to raise money for balloons.… Continue Reading “Fundraising”

The Quorum Forum

Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”

It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Furniture Moving Edition!

Lulu: “What’s this piece of furniture doing out here? It’s usually out in the garage.” Charlee: “This is where the hosts sit for The Sunday Awards and Meme Show.” Chaplin: “There’s an award this week, so we had Spicoli drag it out of the… Continue Reading “It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Furniture Moving Edition!”

Concerts In The Park Yard

Dogcestry

Mouse: “What are you looking at, Lulu?” Lulu: “Oh it’s that app Dada has that says I look like I’m 61% Australian shepherd and 39% border collie.”

Gotcha Where We Wantcha

Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

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