The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: field mice
The Alarmist
Mouse: “What’s up, Lulu? You don’t have your usual happy-go-lucky expression.” Lulu: “Chaplin got eaten by a blob.”
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Battery Ratcraft
Brutus: “Behold, the underground hall of batteries!” Lulu: “It’s very nice. I like the cool floor. If I roll over on it, will I get a belly rub?” Brutus: “Probably not, no.”
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Pup In An Elevator
Mouse: “What are you doing in there, Lulu?” Lulu: “I heard some funny noises from the ivy so I cam to check it out and I found this sign and an elevator.”
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Overheard Around The Backyard
Mouse: “You’re not still having a problem with rats stealing peaches, right?” Lulu: “All the peaches are gone now. So no.”
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The Peach Rats
Hello friendlies! Lulu here! I have discovered that rats* have been eating the peaches from our tree. Fortunately I am on patrol and prepared to stamp my feet in the ivy until I find them! Soon …
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Overheard Around The Board Room
Mouse: “So after extensive review and investigation, I have concluded that Lulu is not, in fact, a clone of Trixie.” Spicoli: “Brilliant work, dude. What was the decisive factor? The way you just look at her and she rolls right over for a belly…
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Home Is Where The Yard Is
Bigmouth: “You give Bigmouth tacos when we get back to San Diego, right?” Producer Smurf: “Spicoli promised to smurf you a hundred bags of Doritos.” Spicoli (from inside house): “Dude! I did not!”
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Hamburger Helper
Big Mouth: “Hamburgers!” Mouse: “What I don’t quite get is your angle in doing all this for the Hipsters.” Producer Smurf: “Angle? What angle? You think I can’t just smurf something nice for my friends?” Mr. Nibbles: “You look a little glum, Chaplin.” Chaplin:…
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They Something-Something At The Drive-Thru
Pennywise McDonald: “Anybody want a balloon?”
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The Painted Lady
Producer Smurf: “Smurf it out! We have arrived in Oregon! And there’s the Painted Lady!” Chaplin: “Yay! Butterflies!” Charlee: “What do you mean, ‘the’ painted lady?”
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Oregon Trail
Producer Smurf: “All right, so, the first thing we have to smurf to smurf you to Oregon is to smurf out of the house.” Charlee: “Right. How do we do that?”
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The Flutterby Effect
Spicoli: “I heard you little Hipster dudes wanted to talk to me?” Chaplin: “Yes, we were wondering if you could help us get to Oregon.”
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Timey Why-Me?
The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.” Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.” Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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