Tag: field mice

Bucket Head

SnackQuest

Chaplin: “Do you have any snacks I could borrow?” Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘borrow’? Snacks are really a one-way kind of item after you eat them.” Chaplin: “They’re not for me. Charlee and Lulu are mad at me and won’t let me into… Continue Reading “SnackQuest”

Rescue Moth

Charlee: “Do you still think you can smack that moth and then eat it, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “It might be a little too big to smack and eat.”

Fundraising

Yard Turtle: “What’s with the big red banner?”Lulu: “Well for some reason no one was in favor of getting money from Facebook, and the local health department put the kibosh on my plan to put opn a benefit concert to raise money for balloons.… Continue Reading “Fundraising”

The Quorum Forum

Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”

It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Furniture Moving Edition!

Lulu: “What’s this piece of furniture doing out here? It’s usually out in the garage.” Charlee: “This is where the hosts sit for The Sunday Awards and Meme Show.” Chaplin: “There’s an award this week, so we had Spicoli drag it out of the… Continue Reading “It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Furniture Moving Edition!”

Concerts In The Park Yard

Dogcestry

Mouse: “What are you looking at, Lulu?” Lulu: “Oh it’s that app Dada has that says I look like I’m 61% Australian shepherd and 39% border collie.”

Gotcha Where We Wantcha

Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

Overheard Around The Conference Room

Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.” Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.” Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.” Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you… Continue Reading “Overheard Around The Conference Room”

It’s A Happy Hipster Birthday!

Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:

Visiting Hours

  Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?” Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline… Continue Reading “Visiting Hours”

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