The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: field mice
Where in the World are Charlee and Chaplin?
Lulu: “Have you seen the Hipsters? We were watching television and they disappeared on me.”Mouse: “Not lately, but they’re cats. They could be anywhere. Did you look on top of the fireplace?”Lulu: “Yes.”Mouse: “In the cat tree?”Lulu: “Yes.”Mouse: “Under the armoire?”Lulu: “Yes.”Mouse: “In the… Continue Reading “Where in the World are Charlee and Chaplin?”
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My Cup Runneth Empty
Charlee: “We were just kidding about the stink. You smell terrific.”Skunk: “Yeah? What terrific thing do I smell like?”Spicoli: “Patchouli. Or maybe pizza. Or maybe pizza with patchouli on top.”Vermin: “HISSS! Like freshly roasted ticks!”Lulu: “Like something I found in the yard that I… Continue Reading “My Cup Runneth Empty”
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Skunkworks
Charlee: “I can’t believe you mistook a skunk for me, Chaplin.”Producer Smurf: “I can.”Vermin: “HISSS! So can I.”
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Bucket Head
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SnackQuest
Chaplin: “Do you have any snacks I could borrow?” Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘borrow’? Snacks are really a one-way kind of item after you eat them.” Chaplin: “They’re not for me. Charlee and Lulu are mad at me and won’t let me into… Continue Reading “SnackQuest”
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Rescue Moth
Charlee: “Do you still think you can smack that moth and then eat it, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “It might be a little too big to smack and eat.”
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Fundraising
Yard Turtle: “What’s with the big red banner?”Lulu: “Well for some reason no one was in favor of getting money from Facebook, and the local health department put the kibosh on my plan to put opn a benefit concert to raise money for balloons.… Continue Reading “Fundraising”
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The Quorum Forum
Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”
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It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Furniture Moving Edition!
Lulu: “What’s this piece of furniture doing out here? It’s usually out in the garage.” Charlee: “This is where the hosts sit for The Sunday Awards and Meme Show.” Chaplin: “There’s an award this week, so we had Spicoli drag it out of the… Continue Reading “It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Furniture Moving Edition!”
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Concerts In The Park Yard
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Dogcestry
Mouse: “What are you looking at, Lulu?” Lulu: “Oh it’s that app Dada has that says I look like I’m 61% Australian shepherd and 39% border collie.”
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Gotcha Where We Wantcha
Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”
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It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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