Tag: field mice

The Last Will and Testament of Dennis the Vizsla Dog

Scrooge: “I’ve read several ridiculous last wills and testaments for you creatures over the years, but this one really puts the butter on the crumpet. Bah humbug.” Mouse: “How so?” Chaplin: “Did you hear that? We’re getting buttered crumpets.” Charlee: “I don’t think that’s…

In Memoriam

Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial…

Do You Feel Lucky?

Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome…

its the sunday awards and meem show blogger rekognishun edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo wil never gess wot tooday is!!! tooday is a sunday awards and meem show chek it owt!!! Dennis: “Now, you two remember you’re not supposed to attack the camera when the red light starts…

Garden Pests of California

Spicoli: “Hey, dude. Trying out a new look?” Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty dog! When the sprinklers in that field came on, they softened up the pomade so I could escape, but then it hardened up again and gave me a pompadour. What are you all…

Lo Pan And Shut Case

Bugs Bunny: “I’m pretty  impressed that you managed to wriggle out of that tiny tunnel opening, Doc. How’d you do it?” Jack Burton: “Nothing to it. I just greased it up with pomade and slipped right out.” Vermin: “HISSS! I seem to be stuck…

Lo Pan Range

Bugs Bunny: “So you say you got set up by this Lo Pan, eh? I don’t know that guy. I usually have to put up with jokers like Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam. Is this Lo Pan like either of those maroons?” Dennis: “Yep,…

The Pork Chop Express

Mr. Nibbles: “All right, so I think we’ve arrived at a solution that everyone can live with. First, Lo Pan will go stand by the cat tree so the Hipsters can jump from his head to the tree without any loss of altitude.” Charlee:…

Hi Pan

Lo Pan: “So your names are Miss Charlie and Mr. Chaplin? I am ever so pleased to meet you.” Charlee: “Look how tall that person is, Chaplin.” Chaplin: “He’s very tall.”

happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!! Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!” Dennis: “Do I have to?” Spicoli: “I don’t think…

The Consulate of China

Spicoli: “Dude, did you steal your Dada’s phone again?” Dennis: “I never steal Dada’s phone. It’s just that sometimes people leave important messages on it for me and he never passes them along.” Mouse: “Fake calls from the IRS threatening lawsuits or from people…

Hob Pursuit

Mouse: “Looks like we’re too late.” Spicoli: “Well, let’s still go inside and see if they know where Dennis went.”

A Batty Broclamation

Mouse: “Thanks for helping me look for my friend. So you two really like White Castle, huh?” Kumar: “Well, when the burgers are the size of a dime, you have to buy a lot of them.” Harold: “Hey, Kumar, there’s our buddy. Pull over…

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