Tag: field mice
Posted on November 11, 2018
by The Hipster Kitties
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Scrooge: “I’ve read several ridiculous last wills and testaments for you creatures over the years, but this one really puts the butter on the crumpet. Bah humbug.” Mouse: “How so?” Chaplin: “Did you hear that? We’re getting buttered crumpets.” Charlee: “I don’t think that’s…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: Cats, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, lawyers, opossums, producer smurf, readings, smurfs, testaments, Vizslas, wills
Posted on November 4, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial…
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Category: Cats, Dennis's Friends, Dogs, VizslasTags: bob the builder, buffets, bugs bunny, Cats, doctor who, Dogs, field mice, flags, german shepherds, guinea pigs, half staff, in memoriam, jack sparrow, james bond, memorial services, ninja hedgehogs, producer smurf, scrooge, smurfs, squirrels, the rainbow bridge, Vizslas
Posted on October 28, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
24 Comments
Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome…
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Category: Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: Dogs, field mice, guinea pigs, lotteries, lottery, powerball, producer smurf, Scams, smurfs, tennis balls, Vizslas
Posted on September 23, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
15 Comments
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo wil never gess wot tooday is!!! tooday is a sunday awards and meem show chek it owt!!! Dennis: “Now, you two remember you’re not supposed to attack the camera when the red light starts…
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Posted on September 16, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Spicoli: “Hey, dude. Trying out a new look?” Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty dog! When the sprinklers in that field came on, they softened up the pomade so I could escape, but then it hardened up again and gave me a pompadour. What are you all…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: burn the tapes, Cats, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, hidden cameras, opossums, pests, pompadours, richard nixon, stings, tomatoes, Vizslas
Posted on August 26, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Bugs Bunny: “I’m pretty impressed that you managed to wriggle out of that tiny tunnel opening, Doc. How’d you do it?” Jack Burton: “Nothing to it. I just greased it up with pomade and slipped right out.” Vermin: “HISSS! I seem to be stuck…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: bugs bunny, Cats, Dogs, field mice, fields, flying monkeys, german shepherds, guinea pigs, jack burton, lo pan, nachos, opossums, producer smurf, scarecrows, Vizslas, witches
Posted on August 19, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Bugs Bunny: “So you say you got set up by this Lo Pan, eh? I don’t know that guy. I usually have to put up with jokers like Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam. Is this Lo Pan like either of those maroons?” Dennis: “Yep,…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: bugs bunny, Cats, Dogs, dungeons, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, jack burton, lo pan, mullets, opossums, prison breaks, producer smurf, scarecrows, Vizslas
Posted on August 12, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
7 Comments
Mr. Nibbles: “All right, so I think we’ve arrived at a solution that everyone can live with. First, Lo Pan will go stand by the cat tree so the Hipsters can jump from his head to the tree without any loss of altitude.” Charlee:…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: barbecues, bugs bunny, Cats, Dogs, dungeons, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, lo pan, negotiations, opossums, pork chops, prisons, smurfs, Vizslas
Posted on July 29, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Lo Pan: “So your names are Miss Charlie and Mr. Chaplin? I am ever so pleased to meet you.” Charlee: “Look how tall that person is, Chaplin.” Chaplin: “He’s very tall.”
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: big trouble in little china, Cats, Dogs, doorbells, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, lo pan, meetings, opossums, skateboard messengers, smurfs, threats, videos, Vizslas
Posted on July 24, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
28 Comments
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!! Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!” Dennis: “Do I have to?” Spicoli: “I don’t think…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: birthdays, cake, Cats, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, karaoke, smurfs, teenagers, turtles, twelve, Vizslas
Posted on July 22, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Spicoli: “Dude, did you steal your Dada’s phone again?” Dennis: “I never steal Dada’s phone. It’s just that sometimes people leave important messages on it for me and he never passes them along.” Mouse: “Fake calls from the IRS threatening lawsuits or from people…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: big trouble in little china, Cats, david lo pan, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, Scams, the consulate of china, Vizslas, voice mails
Mouse: “Looks like we’re too late.” Spicoli: “Well, let’s still go inside and see if they know where Dennis went.”
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: burger king, burgers, carl's junior, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, ihob, ihop, king of california, kings, mcdonald's, takeout, Vizslas, wendy's
Posted on June 24, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
12 Comments
Mouse: “Thanks for helping me look for my friend. So you two really like White Castle, huh?” Kumar: “Well, when the burgers are the size of a dime, you have to buy a lot of them.” Harold: “Hey, Kumar, there’s our buddy. Pull over…
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: burgers, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, harold and kumar, in-n-out burger, king of california, michael douglas, Vizslas, white castle
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