Tag: field mice

The Alarmist

Mouse: “What’s up, Lulu? You don’t have your usual happy-go-lucky expression.” Lulu: “Chaplin got eaten by a blob.”

Battery Ratcraft

Brutus: “Behold, the underground hall of batteries!” Lulu: “It’s very nice. I like the cool floor. If I roll over on it, will I get a belly rub?” Brutus: “Probably not, no.”

Pup In An Elevator

Mouse: “What are you doing in there, Lulu?” Lulu: “I heard some funny noises from the ivy so I cam to check it out and I found this sign and an elevator.”

Overheard Around The Backyard

Mouse: “You’re not still having a problem with rats stealing peaches, right?” Lulu: “All the peaches are gone now. So no.”

The Peach Rats

Hello friendlies! Lulu here! I have discovered that rats* have been eating the peaches from our tree. Fortunately I am on patrol and prepared to stamp my feet in the ivy until I find them! Soon …

Overheard Around The Board Room

Mouse: “So after extensive review and investigation, I have concluded that Lulu is not, in fact, a clone of Trixie.” Spicoli: “Brilliant work, dude. What was the decisive factor? The way you just look at her and she rolls right over for a belly…

Home Is Where The Yard Is

Bigmouth: “You give Bigmouth tacos when we get back to San Diego, right?” Producer Smurf: “Spicoli promised to smurf you a hundred bags of Doritos.” Spicoli (from inside house): “Dude! I did not!”

Hamburger Helper

Big Mouth: “Hamburgers!” Mouse: “What I don’t quite get is your angle in doing all this for the Hipsters.” Producer Smurf: “Angle? What angle? You think I can’t just smurf something nice for my friends?” Mr. Nibbles: “You look a little glum, Chaplin.” Chaplin:…

They Something-Something At The Drive-Thru

Pennywise McDonald: “Anybody want a balloon?”

The Painted Lady

Producer Smurf: “Smurf it out! We have arrived in Oregon! And there’s the Painted Lady!” Chaplin: “Yay! Butterflies!” Charlee: “What do you mean, ‘the’ painted lady?”

Oregon Trail

Producer Smurf: “All right, so, the first thing we have to smurf to smurf you to Oregon is to smurf out of the house.” Charlee: “Right. How do we do that?”

The Flutterby Effect

Spicoli: “I heard you little Hipster dudes wanted to talk to me?” Chaplin: “Yes, we were wondering if you could  help us get to Oregon.”

Timey Why-Me?

The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.” Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.” Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”

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