The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Tag: field mice
Timey Why-Me?
The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.” Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.” Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”
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Hipsters Hear A Who
Spicoli: “Dude, who’s your passenger?” Sky Turtle: “Yes, that’s correct. Who is my passenger. Cindy Lou Who, to be more specific.”
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Only A Day More Than Two
Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”
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Return of the (S)Mack
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Midnight(ish) Run
Mogwai Stuffie: “I’ll be right back. They’re serving dinner inside now.” Producer Smurf: “Can you smurf me back a plate of berries and bark and stuff?” Mogwai Stuffie: “Sure.”
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The Taste of Victory
Mogwai Stuffie: “What do we want?” Bunny Stuffie: “I don’t see why all those guys need to be here for the victory dinner. Only one of them was actually in the dance-off.” Spicoli: “Uh-oh.”
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It’s A Marvelous Night for a Cat Dance
Emcee Stuffie: “Mr. Gambini, your clients are on. Let’s see their moves.” Vinny Gambini: “Okay you two yoots, get out there and wow the audience.”
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Merry Christmas!
Chaplin: “That’s a lot of angels, Charlee.” Charlee: “You can never have too many angels watching over you, Chaplin.” Both: “Merry Christmas!”
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Full Court Press
Mouse: “How is it that with all the money you have flying around you, you can never manage to convince the court that they don’t have jurisdiction over animals?” Scrooge: “It’s their ridiculous names. ‘Dennis’? ‘Charlee’? ‘Chaplin’? These are not proper pet names. What…
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Round Like A Record
Mouse: “So after chewing my way through Dennis’s records, I have concluded that the creditors mentioned in his will are mostly holding debt related to his massive stuffie habit.” Chaplin: “Dennis has records?” Charlee: “Can we listen to them?”
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The Last Will and Testament of Dennis the Vizsla Dog
Scrooge: “I’ve read several ridiculous last wills and testaments for you creatures over the years, but this one really puts the butter on the crumpet. Bah humbug.” Mouse: “How so?” Chaplin: “Did you hear that? We’re getting buttered crumpets.” Charlee: “I don’t think that’s…
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In Memoriam
Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial…
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Do You Feel Lucky?
Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome…
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