The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: field mice
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
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Overheard Around The Conference Room
Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.” Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.” Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.” Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you…
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It’s A Happy Hipster Birthday!
Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:
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Visiting Hours
Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?” Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline…
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All’s Weird That Ends Weird
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!” Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.” Producer Smurf:…
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You Must Ask The Right Questions
Spicoli: “So what have you been up to lately, dude?” Producer Smurf: “Why are you smurfing me that question? You smurf what I’ve been up to. You’ve been smurfing around Norway with me.” Bugs Bunny: “Oh you know, doc, the usual. Humiliating Elmer Fudd,…
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Cleared For Takeoff
Lulu: “What does this funny round mat have to do with finding out about trolls?” Producer Smurf: “This is Dennis’s old Magic Flying Coaster. We’ll be smurfing it to smurf various examples of trolls so that I can smurf you how they’re different from…
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What Is The Measure Of A Troll?
Mouse: “Why are you hanging out on the patio, Lulu?” Lulu: “Well Chaplin has been trolling me by taking my boxes, mat, and beds, so I came out here where I know he won’t do that.”
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The Alarmist
Mouse: “What’s up, Lulu? You don’t have your usual happy-go-lucky expression.” Lulu: “Chaplin got eaten by a blob.”
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Battery Ratcraft
Brutus: “Behold, the underground hall of batteries!” Lulu: “It’s very nice. I like the cool floor. If I roll over on it, will I get a belly rub?” Brutus: “Probably not, no.”
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Pup In An Elevator
Mouse: “What are you doing in there, Lulu?” Lulu: “I heard some funny noises from the ivy so I cam to check it out and I found this sign and an elevator.”
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Overheard Around The Backyard
Mouse: “You’re not still having a problem with rats stealing peaches, right?” Lulu: “All the peaches are gone now. So no.”
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The Peach Rats
Hello friendlies! Lulu here! I have discovered that rats* have been eating the peaches from our tree. Fortunately I am on patrol and prepared to stamp my feet in the ivy until I find them! Soon …
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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